Take It Easy

Life is simple, not easy .Don't try to understand life.
Just Live it.

3 Easy Ways To Die .............................

1. Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

2. Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

3. Love someone truly - You will die daily.

1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman

If you Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE .

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL .

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY twice.

Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

Truth.......

The best relation ever is between two eyes,
"they blink together, move together, cry together, see together and sleep together". STILL they never see directly each other.

But even among them when they see a girl, one will blink and another will not.

Moral of the story: " Girls can break any kind of relationships" :-)

Very Very Very Rare Photograph..

Small story .... but a very good one.

Yesterday, i had training at LC, and accidently i came across this article, so thought to share with you.

There was a farmer who grew superior quality and award-winning corns in the country. Each year he entered his corn in the state fair where it was honour and prizes continuosly.

One year a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learnt something interesting about how he grew it. The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbours'.

"How can you afford to share your best seed corn with your neighbours when they are entering corn in competition with yours each year?" the reporter asked.

"Why sir," said the farmer, "didn't you know? The wind picks up pollen from the ripening corn and swirls it from field to field. If my neighbours grow inferior, sub-standard and poor quality corn, cross-pollination will steadily degrade the quality of my corn. If I am to grow good corn, I must help my neighbours grow good corn."

The farmer gave a superb insight into the connectedness of life. His corn cannot improve unless his neighbour's corn improves. So it is in the other dimensions! Those who chosse to be at harmony must help their neighbours and collegues to be at peace. Those who chose to live well must help others to live well. The value of a life is measured by the lives it touches.

Success does not happen in isolation. it is very often a participative and collective process. So share the good pratices, ideas, new learning's with your family, friends, team members, and neighbours.

OOPS ..........Concepts

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class Indian_Bachelor_ female_professional

{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_ problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};

---

class Married_female_ Software_ Professional

{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};

---

class Female_Engaged_ software_ professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_ work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding( );
char edgy;
};

class Indian_Newly_ Married_software _professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance( );
char hen_pecked;
};

---

class Indian_husband_ wife_software_ professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_ company;
void lov
};

---

Class Guy_who_wrote_ this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();
}

Class Guy_who_read_ this inherits Guy_who_wrote_ this

{

}
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our happydays-- read it completly.

Hi Dear Friends,

Read the below song and Enjoy.....

Poddune levali...

snanam cheyali....

cab ekkali...

office ki vellali...

oooooooooooooo ooo ooo

oooooooooooooo ooo ooo

oooooooooooooo ooo ooo

oooooooooooooo ooo ooo

floor lo patalu

pantry lo matalu

training lo wonderluu

Process lo blunderluu

Appraisals ki tenderlu...

ika cab la kai waitingu

cab drivers tho fighting

pantry lo meeting uuuuu...

ika cab la kai waitingu

cab drivers tho fighting

pantry lo meeting uuuuu...

jill jill jiga....

jill jill jiga...

jill jill jiga....

jill jill jiga...

jill jill jiga....

jill jill jiga...

jill jill jiga....

jill jill jiga...

Trainers tho classulu

classulu masulu

sms lo matalu

mms lo paatalu

Trainers tho classulu

classulu masulu

sms lo matalu

mms lo paatalu

last minute processingu

cell phone tho gamingu

break la kai waitngu uuuu uuu

last minute processingu

cell phone tho gamingu

break la kai waitngu uuuu uuu........

jill jill jiga....

jill jill jiga...

jill jill jiga....

jill jill jiga...

Morning levali...

snanam cheyali....

cab ekkali...

office ki vellali...

Story Time - Cheers.

Positive Attitude

He was an average student in the school. With his mediocre marks and grades he could not get into esteemed colleges in his state. Though it was a big worry for his family, he didn’t worry that much. He made himself elevated to the last semester.

He continued his mediocrity in studies. But he had one thing in his heart strongly cultivated and that was the ever enduring positive attitude.

It was the time for campus interviews. Having successfully completing the written test, he was asked to appear for a face-to-face interview. Neatly dressed, with his profile in hand, he opened the door to be virtually screwed. He didn’t feel his nervous system when answering. Almost after 30 minutes, the interviewer fired the last question.

Interviewer: - Suppose I give you two boxes, one with black and the other in green. I want to put your joys in green box and your sorrows in the other. So every month end you should count your joys and sorrows. What will be the count in boxes?

He answered “I will have infinite pieces of joys in my green box, but nothing in my black box. The black box has a big hole; it lets all the pieces of sorrows go out. Finally I have time only to count the joys but not the sorrows”.

He got selected because of his positive attitude.

Success Principle: -

World is full of joys and sorrows. Don’t spend your invaluable time in counting the sorrows. Instead joys are there for you to prosper in life.

Have positive attitude towards your life, which makes the vehicle moving till it reaches the destination.

Motivational Quote: -

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.

New software ("Read it ")

Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0 :)

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...

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Decision Making(must read)

A group of children were playing near two railway tracks, one still in use while the other disused. Only one child played on the disused track, the rest on the operational track. The train is coming, and you are just beside the track interchange. You can make the train change its course to the disused track and save most of the kids. However, that would also mean the lone child playing by the disused track would be sacrificed. Or would you rather let the train go its way? Let's take a pause to think what kind of decision we could make................ .
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.Most people might choose to divert the course of the train, and sacrifice only one child. You might think the same way, I guess , because to save most of the children at the expense of only one child was rational decision most people would make, morally and emotionally. But, have you ever thought that the child choosing to play on the disused track had in fact made the right decision to play at a safe place? Nevertheless, he had to be sacrificed because of his ignorant friends who chose to play where the danger was.

This kind of dilemma happens around us everyday. In the office, community, in politics and especially in a democratic society, the minority is often sacrificed for the interest of the majority, no matter how foolish or ignorant the majority are, and how farsighted and knowledgeable the minority are. The child who chose not to play with the rest on the operational track was sidelined. And in the case he was sacrificed, no one would shed a tear for him. The great critic Leo Velski Julian who told the story said he would not try to change the course of the train because he believed that the kids playing on the operational track should have known very well that track was still in use, and that they should have run away if they heard the train's sirens. If the train was diverted, that lone child would definitely die because he never thought the train could come over to that track!

Moreover, that track was not in use probably because it was not safe. If the train was diverted to the track, we could put the lives of all passengers on board at stake! And in your attempt to save a few kids by sacrificing one child, you might end up sacrificing hundreds of people to save these few kids. While we are all aware that life is full of tough decisions that need to be made, we may not realize that hasty decisions may not always be the right one. "What's right isn't always popular... and what's popular isn't always right."

Everybody makes mistakes; that's why they put erasers on pencils.




"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."

-- Einstein

Excellent Story