A woman went to her doctor.
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A womans persective............
Stock Market !! new prespective
The Stock Market simply illustrated ... is there a lesson here?
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at Rs10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey let alone catch it.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs50." The villagers squeezed up with all their savings to buy the monkeys. Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!! !! Welcome to the Market!
The Story of an Indian Software Engineer-Must Read
ONE BEDROOM FLAT: AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER'S LIFE - A Bitter Reality
As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in Software
Engineer and joined a company based in USA , the land of braves and
opportunity.
When I arrived in the USA , it
was as if a dream had come
true.
Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I would
be staying in this country for about Five years in which time I would
have earned enough money to settle down in India .
My father was a government employee and after his retirement, the only
asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat. I wanted to do
some thing more than him. I started feeling homesick and lonely as the
time passed. I used to call home and speak to my parents every week
using cheap international phone cards. Two years passed, two years of
Burgers at McDonald's and pizzas and discos and 2 years watching the
foreign exchange rate getting happy whenever the Rupee value went
down.
Finally I decided to get married. Told my parents that I have only 10
days of holidays and everything must be done within these 10 days. I
got my ticket booked in the cheapest flight. Was jubilant and was
actually enjoying hopping for gifts for all my friends back home. If I
miss anyone then there will be talks. After reaching home I spent home
one week going through all the photographs of girls and as the time
was getting shorter I was forced to select one candidate. In-laws told
me, to my surprise, that I would have to get married in 2-3 days, as I
will not get anymore holidays. After the marriage, it was time to
return to USA , after giving some money to my parents and telling the
neighbors to look after them, we returned to USA .
My wife enjoyed this country for about two months and then she started
feeling lonely. The frequency of calling India increased to twice in a
week sometimes 3 times a week. Our savings started diminishing. After
two more years we started to have kids. Two lovely kids, a boy and a
girl, were gifted to us by the almighty. Every time I spoke to my
parents, they asked me to come to India so that they can see their
grand-children. Every year I decide to go to India . But part work part
monetary conditions prevented it.
Years went by and visiting India was a distant dream. Then suddenly
one day I got a message that my parents were seriously sick. I tried
but I couldn't get any holidays and thus could not go to India . The next
message
I got was my parents passed
away and as there was no
one to do the last rights the society members had done whatever they
could. I was depressed. My parents passed away without seeing
their grand children.
After couple more years passed away, much to my children's dislike and
my wife's joy we returned to India to settle down. I started to look
for a suitable property, but to my dismay my savings were short and
the property prices had gone up during all these years. I had to
return to the USA .
My wife refused to come back with me and my children refused to stay
in India . My 2 children and I returned to USA after promising my wife
I would be back for good after two years.
Time passed by, my daughter decided to get married to an American and
my son was happy living in USA . I decided that had enough and wound-up
every thing and returned to India . I had just enough money to buy a
decent 2 bedroom flat in a well-developed locality. Now I am 60 years
old and the only time I go out of the flat is for the routine visit to
the nearby temple. My faithful wife has also left me and gone to the
holy abode.
Sometimes I wondered was it worth all this? My father, even after
staying in India , had a house to his name and I too have the same
nothing more. I lost my parents and children for just ONE EXTRA
BEDROOM.
Looking out from the window I see a lot of children dancing. This
damned cable TV has spoiled our new generation and these children are
losing their values and culture because of it. I get occasional cards
from my children asking I am alright. Well at least they remember
me. Now perhaps after I die it will be the neighbors again who will be
performing my last rights, God Bless them. But the question still
remains 'was all this worth it?'
-The
story of an Indian Software Engineer
Love Story.......
There was a beautiful girl named Rexona& handsome boy named Cinthol,
Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other.
Rexona's parents wereHamam & Margo,
cinthol's parents were wheel & Nirma,
Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his"LifeBuoy".
They wished to marry & approachtheir aunt 501 who mannages to convince them.
Rexona & cinthol were veryhappy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely "
garden opposite to Santoor theatre,
Medimix city ...They invite their friends Lux, Dove, Dettol, Savlon, Tide, Fa, Jo andothers.
Rexona & cinthol got married andlived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS "
and after 1 year
they got twins
'Johnson & Johnson'
Innocence at its best.... nice one
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes.
It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look,
he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW)
PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW)
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321.
The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to The robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
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