Cool Break-up letter. & nice moral!!!

Cool Break-up letter. & nice moral!!! JJJJ
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his
girl friend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to
you.

Love, Becky

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures
of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos
in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky

Moral of the story:
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

Newtons Law Of Software Engineering

Newton's laws of s/w Engg

First Law: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails untill and unless he is assigned work by manager. Second Law: The rate of change in the software quality is directly proportional to the payment received from client and the deadline time, and it takes place at the quick rate as and when deadline force is applied. Third Law: Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.

Mother.........

Write a short note on MOTHER ....... :) Too Guddddddddddddddddd   Short Note on Mother When I came drenched in the rain, My brother told why don't you take an umbrella with you. My sister said why not you waited till it stopped. My Dad angrily said only after getting cold, you will realize. But my MOTHER, as she was drying my hair with her saree, was shouting not at me  But at the RAIN J

FUN@work

In 1980,IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani.        now 2009,mukesh Ambani was planning to buy IDBI bank.  

 

 

this shows nothing is impossible...

 

 

 

 

 

now in 2009, HDFC bank rejected loan for me...

 

 

 

but in 2014, I'm planning to....

 

 

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Engineerrrrrrrr

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Aksar Phasta Hai
Interviews Ke Sawaal Mae
Badi Companiyon Ki Chaal Mae
Boss Aur Client Ke Bawaal Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Meetings Ki Jhelai Mae
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae
Teamwork Ki Chatai Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Laga Rahta Hai
Schedule Ko Failane Mae
Targets Ko Khiskaane Mae
Roz Naye-Naye Bahane Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mae Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mae Lunch Karta Hai
Commutation Ke Waqt Soya Karta Hai

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Chai Aur Samose Ke Pyar Mae
Cigeratte Ke Khumar Mae
Birdwatching Ke Vichar Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Khoya Hai
Reminders Ke Jawaab Mae
Na Milne Wale Hisaab Mae
Behtar Bhavishya Ke Khwaab Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jise Intezaar Hai
Weekend Night Manane Ka
Boss Ke Chhutti Jaane Ka
Increment Ki Khabar Aane Ka

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Sochta Hai
Kaash Padhai Pe Dhyaan Diya Hota
Kaash Teacher Se Panga Na Liya Hota
Kaash Ishq Na Kiya Hota

Aur Sabse Behtar To Ye Hota
Kambakht Engineering Hi Na Kiya Hota…….. 

Telangana Windows,Waiting for Appraisal Letters,Women Buses In Bangalore

Women Buses In Bangalore




Waiting for Appraisal Letters



Telangana Windows

INDIA NOWADAYS.... .

Life in Four photos.. ...

LIFE.... IN FOUR PHOTOGRAPHS.......!!! ...... SIMPLY AWESOME First Pic Break of Dawn -- New lease of life, embarking upon a New Voyage...... A Child Flying Kite -- Young Blood, Aspiring to Fly High with Enormous Zest n Zeal...Coz U Know, Sky is The Limit...... A Small Tree -- Need to Nurture....... Two Birds Hovering Above -- There r People Around to Take Ample Care of You, You r Actually Carefree....... Second Pic Daylight -- You r Almost Halfway Through in This Voyage Called Life..... Couple -- You Have a Better half of Yours to Lean Upon n Speak Your Heart Out to...... Grown-up Tree -- You Have Been Nurtured Profusely to Stand Tall n Rigidly in The Storms That May, Otherwise, Let U Down........ . A Small Tree -- You, Together With Your Better half, Have Given a New Lease of Life to Another Breaking Dawn (Your Child)......... One Bird Hovering Above -- There r Comparatively Less People around You to Take Care of You, Unlike during Your Wonder Childhood Years....... Third Pic Fall of Dusk -- Twilight is setting Upon, Life Has Come a Full Circle.... An Old Man -- It's a Race Against Time Now On, It's The Beginning of The End of The Voyage...... Ageing Tree -- Signifies The Above Two Things, Second One Being The Personification of This........ Grown Tree -- Your Kids Have Grown Up; It's High Time You Start Supporting Them With Tender Care Rather Than Clashes.......... One Bird -- Self Explanatory, I Guess??? Grave -- In Course of The Voyage You Have Lost Loved Ones n You Also Start to Anticipate Your Ultimate Fate n Destiny.......... Fourth Pic Nightfall -- Voyage is Over, Darkness is Looming Over, High Time to Say Good Bye.... Starry Sky -- There's Still Happiness Around, Thanks to The Aesthetic Memories Left by You n The Good Work Done Too..... . Grown-up Tree -- Your Kids r Walking in Your Shoes now, It's For Them to Follow Your Footsteps Drawing Inspiration From Your Exemplary Life.. Grave With Two Crosses -- You r United with Your Soul mates n RIPS........

Interesting facts

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-Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.




-You use 200 muscles to take one step.





-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.





-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.





-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.





-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.





-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.





-It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.





-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.








-There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.





-Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.





-The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.





-Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born.





-When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.





-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.





At this very moment I know well you are putting this last fact to the test...
...now remove your thumb from your nose and pass this on to the friends you think might be interested in comparing their thumbs to their noses as well. :)

Psychopath Test

Psychopath Test

 

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll
down to the bottom for the result. This is not a
trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has
got it right.

 

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did
Not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her
dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

 

Question: What is her motive for
killing her sister?

 

[Give this some thought
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Answer:

 

She was hoping the guy would appear at the
funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think
like a psychopath. This was a test by famous American
Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality
as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in
the test and answered the question correctly.

 

 

If you didn't answer the question correctly,
good for you.

 

If you got the answer correct,
please let me know so I can take you off my email list