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The Tailor's Needle

The Tailor's Needle

A tailor was at work. He took a piece of cloth and with a pair of shining, costly, scissors, he cut the cloth into various bits. Then he put the pair of scissors at his feet. Then he took a small needle and thread and started to sew the bits of cloth, into a fine shirt. When the spell of sewing was over, he stuck the needle on to his turban.

The tailor's son who was watching it asked him: "Father, the scissors are costly and look so beautiful. But you throw them down at your feet. This needle is worth almost nothing; you can get a dozen for an anna. Yet, you place it carefully on your head itself. Is there any reason for this illogical behavior?"
"Yes, my son. The scissors have their function, no doubt; but they only cut the cloth into bits. The needle, on the contrary, unites the bits and enhances the value of the cloth. Therefore, the needle to me is more precious and valuable. The value of a thing depends on its utility, son, not on its cost-price or appearance."
Similarly, there are two classes of people in the world-those who create dissensions and disharmony, who separate man from man; and those who bring about peace and harmony, who unite people.

The former are generally the rich people, powerful politicians and kings; the latter are generally the poor devotees of God, the penniless wandering monks, and mendicants. The Lord makes use of both to carry on his function of providing the field for the evolution of individual souls. He throws down on the dust the mighty kings and millionaires who create wars and disharmony; and He keeps the poor, pious devotee over His own head. In His eyes the scale of values is entirely different!

These are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe...

These are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe...

1. Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

2. Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

5. Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).

7. Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Theater Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

12. Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

15. Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

16. Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

18. Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

19. Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Recovering Permanently Deleted Mails (Including Sub-Folders)

How many of us are habituated to delete mails using shift +delete? and suddenly you realize you deleted an important mail . Dont worry friends its simple…..

Recovering Permanently Deleted Mails (Including Sub-Folders)Procedure:

1) First go to Run and type regedit

2) Go to:

\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\MICROSOFT\EXCHANGE\CLIENT\OPTIONS registry key.

3) Right click options and add new DWORD VALUE (data type is REG_DWORD) and then right click and rename to DumpsterAlwaysOn. It is case sensitive.

4) Then rights click and modify and make the value 1 to turn the Recover Deleted Items menu choice on for all folders or enter 0 to turn it off.

5) Then go to Outlook , choose "Recover deleted items" option from the ToolsMenu to get back your "permanently deleted" mails!

Note : This procedure can recover mails which were deleted by pressing shift+del in the past 4 days only.

Read more at: http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/outlook/HA011165281033.aspx

good one

A hypothetical situation where 20 executives board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilot less technology:
It is an uncrewed aircraft.

Each one of the executives is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system.

Nineteen of the executives promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse. Only the Junior most executive remains on board of the jet, seeming very calm indeed.

Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight,

He replies : "If it is the same software that runs my company's IT systems, this plane won't even take off." !!!!

That is called Confidence!!!

See microsoft magicssssssssssss.........................

MAGIC #1

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!

TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON" FOLDER

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MAGIC #2

For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1. Open an empty notepad file

2. Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)

3. Save it as whatever you want.

4. Close it, and re-open it.

Is it just a really weird bug? :-??

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MAGIC #3

Microsoft crazy facts

this is something pretty cool and neat and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself.
Open Microsoft Word and type =rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER then see the magic.

Try this really too good

Try this

1. Go to Google

2. Click images(link)

3. Type "flowers" or any other word.

4. You will get a page which is having full of images

5. Then delete the URL from the address bar and paste the below script and press Enter

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200;

x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i

{DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;

DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0)