Good night:Welcome your competitors...to keep you competent ! ! !

Challenge Yourself - Stay Alive!

The Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the water close to Japanhas not held many fish for decades. So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever. The farther the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring the fish. If the return trip took more time, the fish were not fresh. To solve this problem, fish companies installed freezers on their boats. They would catch the fish and freeze them at sea. Freezers allowed the boats to go farther and stay longer. However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen fish. And they did not like the taste of frozen fish. The frozen fish brought a lower price. So, fishing companies installed fish tanks. They would catch the fish and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin. After a little thrashing around, they were tired, dull, and lost their fresh-fish taste. The fishing industry faced an impending crisis! But today, they get fresh tasting fish to Japan.

How did they manage? To keep the fish tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish in the tanks but with a small shark. The fish are challenged and hence are constantly on the move. The challenge they face keeps them alive and fresh!

Have you realized that some of us are also living in a pond but most of the time tired and dull? Basically in our lives, sharks are new challenges to keep us active. If you are steadily conquering challenges, you are happy. Your challenges keep you energized. Don't create success and revel in it in a state of inertia. You have the resources, skills and abilities to make a difference. Put a shark in your tank and see how far you can really go !


So, welcome your competitors...to keep you competent!!

Kids think quick

kids think quick TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS : Maria! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; __________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher.

Good One...

GETTING MARRIED

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was,
and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, ''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother. ''Mom I want to get married but all
the girls that I love,dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.''

His mother smiling said to him,


''Don't worry my son,
you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son

Sankalpam - Excellent Article.....Don't miss IT.......!!!!!

Think outside the box...

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

• An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
• An old friend who once saved your life.
• The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a dilemma that was once used as part of a job application.

• You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you
  should save her first;
• * or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this
  would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.
• However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

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He simply answered:

“I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.”

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to “Think Outside the Box.”

Killer English

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette...? "

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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"



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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."



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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."


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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....


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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"


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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"



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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??


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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

Upcoming Horror movies in IT Sector......

 

Upcoming Horror movies in IT Sector......







 Appraisal ki Pyaas



 Badla developer ka



 Tester bana shaitan



 Manager ki cheekh



 Tadapti Delivery


 Darinda PM



Client ka Kahaer!



Viraana Cubicle!



Khooni Call

  

 

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Conversation between lovers

THIS IS A TYPICAL CONVERSATION b/w Lovers

 

Note: Conversation ke beech, within brackets jo hai, woh.. ladka apne

aap se keh raha hai

 

She Gives a missed call to him....and he calls her back..

 

She: Hello!

 

He: (are yaar...pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi ) Hi ...kya baat hai..?

 

She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya...

 

He: ( Call kaha kiya?.. khali missed call to diya hai... ) oh...ok ..kya

kar rahi thi meri jaanu??

 

She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?

 

He: mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane

Kyon"

sun raha hu FM par....

 

She: nice song..

 

(And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum")

 

 

He: ( Saala waha koi chipkali 'kich kich' kar rahi hai ya .... ) hey!!!!

tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha

 

She: *giggles*

 

He: Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!

 

She: yaha sab so rahe hai...agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge..

 

He: ( Correct...woh yeh samjhenge ki koi bhootni hai  ... ) Come on!

Please!

 

She: hat ...I don't sing that well

 

He: (  yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... :-) ) It was really sweet.

Please gaao na dear

 

She: mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan

 

He: aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na

She: tumhi keh sakte ho...

 

He: ( mai? saala mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola ) abhi

tum gaaogi ya nahi?

 

She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?

He: Sigh! Ok

 

She: I don't have that great a voice

 

He: ( saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke.. ) hmmmm

 

She: theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi

theek hai??

 

He: ( aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi.. ) Great!!!!

 

She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?

 

He: ( tum kuch bhi gaao...meri to aaj neend haraam hai.. )Hmmmm.

'Mahiya'

from Awarapan?

 

She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai

 

He: ( Text book chodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol... ) Dhoom Machale?

 

She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi

He: ( Tum koi bhi gaana gaao....mere kaan to pakne waale hai ) Cool

 

 

(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)

 

 

She: Nahi jaan. I am feeling very shy!

 

He: Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana

chahta hoon

 

She: dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho

 

He: ( Maalum pada na  ... phir..: ) )No no. Tum shy feel kar rahi ho

na....is liye... Trying to make u cool

 

She: Hmmm

 

He: please gaao na darling

 

She: main kal gaau?

 

He: ( Haaaaa...jaan bachi... Phut leta hoon... ) theek hai jaisi

tumhaari merzi

 

She: Hmmm

 

He: Good night

 

She: Good night

 

She: Sweet Dreams.. Take care...

 

He: Sweets dreams to u too...

 

 

After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only

a missed call),,,,

 

 

She: Hey..sogaye the kya?

 

He: ( nahi...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha... ) nahi jaan.

 

She: kya kar rahe ho?

 

He: ( raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai... ) Match dekh raha tha

She: theek hai tum match dekho

 

He: ( us wakt se main kya bhajiya tal raha tha... ) Hey it's ok...

purani match hai.

 

She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?

 

 

(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)

 

 

He: (Bad ah? this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing

:- ) Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable

first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi..... So, me waiting..

(maine to socha tha ki aaj bachgaya....dhat teriki :-()

 

 

She sings 1 stanza from the song

 

'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....'

 

 

He: Wow. Too good!

 

She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai

 

He: ( shukr hai self realization hai... :-)... ) nahi darling you really

sing well.

 

She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho

 

He: ( very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya..... ) Che! Che! teri

voice agar itni buri hoti to main ab tak na sun raha hota

 

She: Hmmmm...theek hai. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao..

 

He: ( tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kaise aayegi.. ) Good night!

 

She: Take care

 

He: You too

 

She: Hey....

 

He: ( are yaar..aaj ye nahi chodegi ,,, ) kya hai sweety? .

 

She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...

He: ( tu apni voice khud record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar )

sachchi... Of course.

 

She: sirf jhoot

 

He: ( iski toh... agar ab mujhe sone nahi diya toh...... ) Not at all.

You sing very well

 

She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.

 

He: Good Night!!

 

 

 

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Only one Product with out bugs from MicroSoft

This is  the only product came out from MS ..... that doesn't have any bugs ...

 

 

 

 

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Will this control Inflation???(Worth reading)

 

Nice Logic - It May Work !!

 

A man eats two eggs each morning for breakfast.  When he goes to the Kirana store he pays Rs. 12 a dozen.  Since a dozen eggs won't last a week he normally buys two dozens at a time. One day while buying eggs he notices that the price has risen to Rs. 16. The next time he buys groceries, eggs are Rs. 22 a dozen.

 

When asked to explain the price of eggs the store owner says, "The price has gone up and I have to raise my price accordingly". This store buys 100 dozen eggs a day.  He checked around for a better price and all the distributors have raised their prices. The distributors have begun to buy from the huge egg farms.  The small egg farms have been driven out of business.  The huge egg farms sell 100,000 dozen eggs a day to distributors.  With no competition, they can set the price as they see fit. The distributors then have to raise their prices to the grocery stores. And on and on and on.

 

As the man kept buying eggs the price kept going up. He saw the big egg trucks delivering 100 dozen eggs each day. Nothing changed there.   He checked out the huge egg farms and found they were selling 100,000 dozen eggs to the distributors daily. Nothing had changed but the price of eggs.

 

Then week before Diwali the price of eggs shot up to Rs. 40 a  dozen. Again  he asked the grocery owner why and was told, "Cakes and baking for the holiday".  The huge egg farmers know there will be a lot of baking going on and more eggs will be used. Hence, the price of eggs goes up. Expect the same thing at Christmas and other times when family cooking, baking, etc. happen.

 

This pattern continues until the price of eggs is Rs. 60 a dozen. The man says, " There must be something we can do about the price of eggs".

 

He starts talking to all the people in his town and they decide to stop buying  eggs. This didn't work because everyone needed eggs.

 

Finally, the man suggested only buying what you need.  He ate 2 eggs a day. On the way home from work he would stop at the grocery and buy two eggs. Everyone in town started buying 2 or 3 eggs a day.

 

The grocery store owner began complaining that he had too many eggs in his cooler.  He told the distributor that he didn't need any eggs.

Maybe wouldn't need any all week.

 

The distributor had eggs piling up at his warehouse.  He told the huge egg farms that he didn't have any room for eggs would not need any for at least two weeks.

 

At the egg farm, the chickens just kept on laying eggs.   To relieve the pressure, the huge egg farm told the distributor that they could buy the eggs at a lower price.

 

The distributor said, " I don't have the room for  the %$&^*&% eggs even if they were free".   The distributor told the grocery store owner that he would lower the price of the eggs if the store would start buying

again.

 

The grocery store owner said, "I don't have room for more eggs. The customers  are only buying 2 or 3 eggs at a time.  Now if you were to drop the price of eggs back down to the original price, the customers

would start buying by the dozen again".

 

The distributors sent that proposal to the huge egg farmers but the egg farmers liked the price they were getting for their eggs but, those chickens just kept on laying.  Finally, the egg farmers lowered the

price of their eggs.  But only a few paisa.

 

The customers still bought 2 or 3 eggs at a time. They said, "when the price of  eggs gets down to where it was before, we will start buying by the dozen."

 

Slowly the price of eggs started dropping.  The distributors had to slash their prices to make room for the eggs coming from the egg farmers. 

 

The egg farmers cut their prices because the distributors wouldn't buy at a higher price than they were selling eggs for. Anyway, they had full warehouses and wouldn't need eggs for quite a while.

 

And those chickens kept on laying.

 

Eventually, the egg farmers cut their prices because they were throwing away eggs they couldn't sell.

 

The distributors started buying again because the eggs were priced to where the  stores could afford to sell them at the lower price.

 

And the customers starting buying by the dozen again.

 

Now, transpose this analogy to the gasoline industry.

 

What if everyone only bought Rs 200.00 worth of Petrol each time they pulled to the pump?  The dealer's tanks would stay semi full all the time.  The dealers wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the huge tanks.  The tank farms wouldn't  have room for the petrol coming from the refining plants. And the refining plants wouldn't have room for the oil being off loaded from the huge tankers  coming from the oil fiends.

 

Just Rs 200.00 each time you buy gas. Don't fill up the tank of your car. You may have to stop for gas twice a week, but the price should come down.

 

Think about it.

 

 

Also, don't buy anything else at the fuel station; don't give them any more of your hard earned money than what you spend on gas, until the prices come down..."

 

...just think of this concept for a while.

 

..................please pass this concept around....reaching out to

the masses ...the world .....

 

   

  

 

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ప్రియమైన సాఫ్ట్‌వేర్ నిపుణులు కోసమే

 

ఇవాళ నేను ఆఫీసుకి రాను నన్ను వదిలేయండి.

నీ ఎంకమ్మ నేను ఆఫీసుకి రానంటే వినవేంట్రా?

నన్ను వదల్రా! నేను ఆఫీసుకి రాను.ఒరేయ్!వదలండ్రా!

నీకు దండం పెడతా!

ఐపోయింది నా జీవితం బుగ్గిపాలైపోయింది నన్ను ఆఫీసుకి తెచ్చేసారు!

 

ఈ బగ్ నాకు దొరకదు.బాస్‌గాడు నన్ను వదలడు.చీ నా బతుకు.

వామ్మో! ఇన్ని బగ్స్ ఇస్తే నేనేలా కనుక్కుంటానురా?ఓరేయ్!

అమ్మో! నాకు కడుపు నొప్పిగా ఉంది నేను వాపస్ ఇంటికెల్లిపోతా!

 

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Important Information

 

Just, check whether this medicine is in our home .......pls do not use it..

Please Read Very Carefully - INFORM ALL YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY MEMBERS

India has become a dumping ground for banned drugs; also the business for production of banned drugs is booming. Plz make sure that u buy drugs only if prescribed by a doctor(Also, ask which company manufactures it, this would help to ensure that u get what is prescribed at the Drug Store) and that also from a reputed drug store. Not many people know about these banned drugs and consume them causing a lot of damage to themselves. We forward Jokes and other junk all the time. This is far more important.

Please Make sure u forward it everyone u know.

DANGEROUS DRUGS HAVE BEEN GLOBALLY DISCARDED BUT ARE AVAILABLE IN INDIA ... The most common ones are action 500 & Nimulid.


PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE:
cold and cough. Reason for ban : stroke.
Brand name : Vicks Action-500
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ANALGIN:
This is a pain-killer. Reason for ban: Bone marrow depression.
Brand name: Novalgin
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CISAPRIDE:
Acidity, constipation. Reason for ban : irregular heartbeat
Brand name : Ciza, Syspride
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DROPERIDOL:
Anti-depressant. Reason for ban : Irregular heartbeat.
Brand name : Droperol
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FURAZOLIDONE:
Antidiarrhoeal. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furoxone, Lomofen
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NIMESULIDE:
Painkiller, fever. Reason for ban : Liver failure.
Brand name : Nise, Nimulid
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NITROFURAZONE:
Antibacterial cream. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furacin
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PHENOLPHTHALEIN:
Laxative. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Agarol
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OXYPHENBUTAZONE:
Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug. Reason for ban : Bone marrow depression.
Brand name : Sioril
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PIPERAZINE:
Anti-worms. Reason for ban : Nerve damage.
Brand name : Piperazine
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QUINIODOCHLOR:
Anti-diarrhoeal. Reason for ban : Damage to sight.
Brand name: Enteroquinol

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ALL IT profs must read it (Take your time)

  

In the wake of two shocking incidents that took place in Bangalore and Hyderabad, couples committing suicide because of extra-marital affairs with their colleagues, I just thought of writing a small article on how to avoid such incidents. This is really a serious matter and if not dealt on at an early stage could lead to such incidents in our personal life too. I have done research on human behavior and psychology and am trying to put-in some text which may (or may not) be helpful to you. Never-the-less I feel it's worth knowing such things and if possible every individual can make a conscious effort to more or less follow the same.

              Some people don't take advice but taking good advice may do you no harm. Thos who are not married this is the best article as before starting a new relationship if you are ready for it, will only help you to lead a happy life.

Read on..
              We spend 40/45/50/60 hours a week with our colleagues. This is the most we spend with any members of our family. So it's obvious they are an integral part of our life. Good, understood. But an important point to remember is colleagues are colleagues and not friends and if you think they are friends then you are highly mistaken. Imagine working together for 9 hours a day together and then returning home and continuing to talk with your colleague on phone. This is what happened with that Infosys guy who could not stand this behavior of his wife and killed her and committed suicide. Which husband would like his wife talking on phone with her colleague and that too male counterpart? Or which wife will like her husband doing the same? Just keep yourself in that situation and see. Anger will creep in within you.
              So whatever gossip or topic you want to discuss with your colleagues do it during office hours and once you are out of office forget about your work and your colleagues unless it's official matter.

Just check this unnecessary talk…
A guy and her colleague walking out of office at 6.30p.m. At 7.30 or 8.00 the guy calls that female,
Guy: Hi, how are you? Where have you reached? (Don't you know how she is and where she must be at this time)
Lady: I am fine. Reached home.
Guy: What are you cooking today?
Lady: So and so (Now here the lady knows that the guy has called to flirt with her and the call is unnecessary. It's the duty of the female to  say something to avoid that guy. If she doesn't at this stage then this call will be going for another 30-45 mins and questions like 'When will you be taking bath? What time you will sleep? What will you bring for me for breakfast for tomorrow will creep in?' and imagine the state of the family members of that lady at this point.
              They expect the lady to come and talk with them for sometime but here this lady is enjoying a talk with the guy with whom she has been working since morning. No wonder such people will have a horrendous married life.

              A simple thing to think about. Say you are not married. You go to office and come back say at 6.00 in the evening. You have so much of time left. Can't you read some books and increase your knowledge rather than spending one-two hours on mobile. Girls can start experimenting with new dishes. Main thing to understand is such gossiping on calls becomes on habit and bad habits die-hard. You will be addicted to talking and this can be bad as time goes on. One you start working you have to come out of college life. In college you could enjoy, flirt, do anything you wanted. But this is real life. Be responsible or else you will be responsible for your terrible life and the life if your husband/wife.
              Any person no matter who he/she is would never like his/her wife/husband having such relationship with her/his colleagues.

Last year 90% of divorce happened because of Extra-Marital Affairs and in that 80% because of relationships with colleagues. And we would not like this to happen with us. So start from now.
Guys see to it that you don't put an habit of calling you female-colleagues after office hours or on weekends or holidays, even if they provoke you or give missed calls. Let them spend time with their family members or other friends. You also do the same. Good girls don't give missed calls. And girls who give I need not say what kind of girls they are. Stay away from them. You can talk as much as you want in office. And gals, if any guy calls you then it's not bad to say 'No, Let's talk in office' or 'I am busy, talk with you tomorrow' to that guy. Do it twice and they will automatically stop calling. Guys have this habit of flirting and you allowing them to flirt will only help them do more. Relationships can always be maintained in right manner. Never succumb to emotional pressure like 'You don't want to talk with me or what' or 'You can call him but you can't call me' or 'You talk for so and so time with her but with me only this much'. Some people fall for this  because they don't want to lose a friend. Again I say colleague is not a friend. They are just here to work and keep on moving in their life. They go to other company, go for growth and so on. They will not wait for you in the same office to be with you forever. So don't be emotionally attached with your colleagues. They are competitors and always on their toes to show you down in front of seniors and managers. You may not realize now but this is a fact, be ready for it.
Imagine a girl getting married and someone says to her to be husband, that guy over there is the one who regularly calls your wife or your wife gives missed calls or calls that guy. Always this thing will remain on the back of his mind. Similarly someone tells the bride that your groom always keeps calling that girl or vice-versa…. Imagine yourself at that place. Situations arise because we allow them to. No one can lead ideal life but we can always make an sincere effort to lead one.

              Another note to be taken about: (strictly male to female and female to male contexts)
                              If your colleague calls you. Just check out whether if he calls others also. If he doesn't then find out why? No guy will call other girl if he is not interested in that girl. In a group there can be five females but it's not necessary that a guy calls all five. He will only call the one on whom he is interested.
Similarly, a girl will not give missed call to everyone. If she gives then she must be really lonely. Stay away from them or you will be caught in their loving talk. Guys normally fall for girls because of their beauty or their talk. So if a guy colleague comes to you and proposes you then it's not his mistake completely, it's more of yours because you were the one who used to give him that space.
              Also you become a topic of gossip among your fellow colleagues if they come to know that one of their colleague is calling you and not calling others. And there is nothing more dangerous than office gossip. It can cost you your job and just remember how easily you got this job.

              So please keep your office and it's people at office and lead a normal happy life. For your good and for the good of your spouse. Send it to your colleagues, friends, relatives, parents and everyone and avoid incidents like the one mentioned at the beginning of this article. If you feel anyone is doing anything mentioned above then just go and tell him/her. You will be helping someone in their life.

    

 

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Clever Managers

Bet you will love this!!!

A team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So the Managers go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape. They're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess. An Engineer( A guy like us) comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away. After the Engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs." See this idiot. We're looking for height and he gives the length!"

Moral:  "No matter what good you do, Managers can always find fault in you".  
 

Health Tips..........Read This

Did You Know? REGARDS
, MANIKANDAN,

Blood type and Rh How many people have it? O + 40 % O - 7 % A + 34 % A - 6 % B + 8 % B - 1 % AB + 3 % AB - 1 % Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality? According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate? TYPE O You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive. TYPE A You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax. TYPE B You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness. TYPE AB Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions. MOST IMPORTANT INFO NOW: N, You Can Receive If Your Type Is O- O+ B- B+ A- A+ AB- AB+ AB+ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES AB- YES YES YES YES A+ YES YES YES YES A- YES YES B+ YES YES YES YES B- YES YES O+ YES YES O- YES KNOW ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF HAVING FRUITS AND VEGETABLES REGARDS, MANIKANDAN, Fruit Benefit Benefit Benefit Benefit Benefit apples Protects your heart prevents constipation Blocks diarrhea Improves lung capacity Cushions joints apricots Combats cancer Controls blood pressure Saves your eyesight Shields against Alzheimer's Slows aging process artichokes Aids digestion Lowers cholesterol Protects your heart Stabilizes blood sugar Guards against liver disease avocados Battles diabetes Lowers cholesterol Helps stops strokes Controls blood pressure Smoothes skin bananas Protects your heart Quiets a cough Strengthens bones Controls blood pressure Blocks diarrhea beans Prevents constipation Helps hemorrhoids Lowers cholesterol Combats cancer Stabilizes blood sugar beets Controls blood pressure Combats cancer

Check your health Please………

Really good one……

Note: Open the Excel and Checkout about your Physique......

Now this is what I call a complete info J

HEALTHY JUICES



Carrot + Ginger + Apple - Boost and cleanse our system.



Apple + Cucumber + Celery - Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and improve stomach upset and headache.



Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and bad breath.



Bitter gourd + Apple + Milk - Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.



Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.



Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.



Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion.



Pear & Banana - regulates sugar content.



Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango - Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization .



Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and strengthen body immunity.



Papaya + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.



Banana + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation.


Quite interesting!
Keep Walking.....


Jus to check this out......
The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on the left foot.




Typically they are shown as points and arrows to show which organ it connects to.

It is indeed correct since the nerves connected to these organs terminate here.

This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies or textbooks.

God created our body so well that he thought of even this. He made us walk so that we will always be pressing these pressure points and thus keeping these organs activated at all times.

So, keep walking...