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Life in Four photos.. ...

LIFE.... IN FOUR PHOTOGRAPHS.......!!! ...... SIMPLY AWESOME First Pic Break of Dawn -- New lease of life, embarking upon a New Voyage...... A Child Flying Kite -- Young Blood, Aspiring to Fly High with Enormous Zest n Zeal...Coz U Know, Sky is The Limit...... A Small Tree -- Need to Nurture....... Two Birds Hovering Above -- There r People Around to Take Ample Care of You, You r Actually Carefree....... Second Pic Daylight -- You r Almost Halfway Through in This Voyage Called Life..... Couple -- You Have a Better half of Yours to Lean Upon n Speak Your Heart Out to...... Grown-up Tree -- You Have Been Nurtured Profusely to Stand Tall n Rigidly in The Storms That May, Otherwise, Let U Down........ . A Small Tree -- You, Together With Your Better half, Have Given a New Lease of Life to Another Breaking Dawn (Your Child)......... One Bird Hovering Above -- There r Comparatively Less People around You to Take Care of You, Unlike during Your Wonder Childhood Years....... Third Pic Fall of Dusk -- Twilight is setting Upon, Life Has Come a Full Circle.... An Old Man -- It's a Race Against Time Now On, It's The Beginning of The End of The Voyage...... Ageing Tree -- Signifies The Above Two Things, Second One Being The Personification of This........ Grown Tree -- Your Kids Have Grown Up; It's High Time You Start Supporting Them With Tender Care Rather Than Clashes.......... One Bird -- Self Explanatory, I Guess??? Grave -- In Course of The Voyage You Have Lost Loved Ones n You Also Start to Anticipate Your Ultimate Fate n Destiny.......... Fourth Pic Nightfall -- Voyage is Over, Darkness is Looming Over, High Time to Say Good Bye.... Starry Sky -- There's Still Happiness Around, Thanks to The Aesthetic Memories Left by You n The Good Work Done Too..... . Grown-up Tree -- Your Kids r Walking in Your Shoes now, It's For Them to Follow Your Footsteps Drawing Inspiration From Your Exemplary Life.. Grave With Two Crosses -- You r United with Your Soul mates n RIPS........

Interesting facts

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-Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.




-You use 200 muscles to take one step.





-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.





-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.





-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.





-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.





-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.





-It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.





-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.








-There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.





-Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.





-The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.





-Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born.





-When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.





-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.





At this very moment I know well you are putting this last fact to the test...
...now remove your thumb from your nose and pass this on to the friends you think might be interested in comparing their thumbs to their noses as well. :)

Psychopath Test

Psychopath Test

 

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll
down to the bottom for the result. This is not a
trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has
got it right.

 

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did
Not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her
dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

 

Question: What is her motive for
killing her sister?

 

[Give this some thought
before you answer]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer:

 

She was hoping the guy would appear at the
funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think
like a psychopath. This was a test by famous American
Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality
as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in
the test and answered the question correctly.

 

 

If you didn't answer the question correctly,
good for you.

 

If you got the answer correct,
please let me know so I can take you off my email list

enjoy the story......nice one..........!!

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.
So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter".
To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him. So the boy added immediately,  "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!!!!!!".
After the customer left, the manager said "You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?".
To this the boy said, "I come from Mexico. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players!!!!!".
The manager replied coldly, "My wife is also from Mexico".
To this the boy asked excitedly, "Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?"
 
Moral: Believe in your presence of mind and never panic!!!!!!!!

Upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Complaint from user...!!!

 

SUB : Upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support Team

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other   programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall ' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,

"A Troubled User "

REPLY:

What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0  

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that   it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to   run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to   Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the   system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed   not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support)..

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to   alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE   because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how   you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5.

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWith Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0   and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

 

Be attentive!!!!!

 

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet.

 

The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the Animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, Stuck his finger in the butt of the dead  pig, withdrew it and stuck his Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his
Students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead pig And sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The Second most  important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle Finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention..

 

 

 

Life's Tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.