Some Stunnigly Hilarious One Liners

 

 

1. I say no to alcohol, It just doesn't listen.

 

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

 

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

 

4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

 

5. When everything comes in your way You're in the wrong lane.

 

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train..

 

7. Born free, Taxed to death.

 

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, Some just don't have film..

 

9. Life is unsure; Always eat your dessert first.

 

10. Smile, It makes people wonder what you are thinking.

 

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, You'll have trouble putting on your pants.

 

12. It's not hard to meet expenses, They are everywhere.

 

13. I love being a writer... What I can't stand is the paperwork.

 

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

 

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

 

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

 

17. In a country of free speech, Why are there phone bills?

 

18. If you cannot change your mind, Are you sure you have one?

 

19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, Leave work at noon!

 

20. If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

 

21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

 

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, So, I made your horn louder!

 

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass.

 

24. The cigarette does the smoking, You are just the sucker.

 

25. Someday is not a day of the week.

 

26. Whenever I find the key to success, Someone changes the lock.

 

27. To Err is human, To forgive is not a company policy.

 

28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.

 

29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, But, if you think again, neither does milk.

 

30. In order to get a loan, You first need to prove that you don't need it.

 

And my favourite ...

 

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.

8 Effective Cold Prevention Strategies

 

 

8 Effective Cold Prevention Strategies

 

1. Wash your hands - The world we live in is filled with viruses and bacteria that can make us ill. Your hands are no exceptions. Wash your hands often to keep them clean. If you cannot wash them, at least use some hand sanitizer, such as Purel.

 

2. Drink hot fluids, especially in the morning - The rhinovirus incubates in the back of the throat and spreads in the upper respiratory area because it's cooler than the body temperature. Rhinovirus can't survive at 98.6 (hence it doesn't travel far down into the bronchi or the lungs). By drinking hot fluid (such as hot tea and lemon) you can prevent the virus from incubating.

 

3. Keep your hands out of your face - We have already discussed the germs and viruses on your hands. You cannot wash them continuously, so in between washings keep your hands out of your face. Your face is an open portal to your insides. Keep the germs away from your portal.

 

4. Drink water - Drinking more water is my answer to everything. Water will help clean out your body and keep it clean. It will also keep your body functioning at 100%. You should drink at least (eight) 8oz glasses of water everyday. This will also help you lose weight.

 

5. Eat your fruits and vegetables - There are phytochemicals and antioxidants in fruits and vegetables that can help strengthen your immune system and prevent diseases. You should eat at least four servings of vegetables and two servings of fruits every day.

 

6. Multivitamins - If you are not eating all of your fruit and vegetable servings, you should take a multivitamin to ensure you are getting all of the vitamins your body needs to function properly. Take a simple one-a-day multivitamin everyday.

 

7. Stay warm - Being cold weakens your immune system and makes your body more susceptible to illness. Look at the day's temperature at weather.com before leaving your home. Wear layers in and out of your home when it is cold.

 

8. Relax and rest - Stress weakens your immune system. You can reduce your stress levels by relaxing and getting more sleep. Sleep is essential to maintaining a healthy immune system. Sleep will also boost your recovery time if you become ill.

 

Getting a cold can derail your nutrition and activity plans. However, if you follow the strategies I laid out for you, you can prevent this from happening.

 

 

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ID theft in a Hotel via their card key...Caution!!

Always take a small magnet on your holiday, they come in handy at the end of it. Thought you all needed to know this  This is pretty good info. Never even thought about key cards containing anything other than an access code for the room!  HOTEL KEY CARDS  Ever wonder what is on your magnetic key card?  Answer:  a. Customer's name  B. Customer's partial home address  c. Hotel room number  d. Check-in date and out dates  e. Customer's credit card number and expiration date!  When you turn them in to the front desk your personal information is there for any employee to access by simply scanning the card in the hotel scanner.. An employee can take a hand full of cards home and using a scanning device, access the information onto a laptop computer and go shopping at your expense.  Simply put, hotels do not erase the information on these cards until an employee reissues the card to the next hotel guest. At that time, the new guest's information is electronically 'overwritten' on the card and the previous guest's information is erased in the overwriting process.  But until the card is rewritten for the next guest, it usually is kept in a drawer at the front desk with YOUR INFORMATION ON IT!  The bottom line is: Keep the cards, take them home with you, or destroy them. NEVER leave them behind in the room or room wastebasket, and NEVER turn them into the front desk when you check out of a room. They will not charge you for the card (it's illegal) and you'll be sure you are not leaving a lot of valuable personal information on it that could be easily lifted off with any simple scanning device card reader.  For the same reason, if you arrive at the airport and discover you still have the card key in your pocket, do not toss it in an airport trash basket. Take it home and destroy it by cutting it up, especially through the electronic information strip!  If you have a small magnet, pass it across the magnetic strip several times. Then try it in the door, it will not work. It erases everything on the card.  Information courtesy of: Metropolitan Police Service. PLEASE FORWARD to family & friends.