Very Interesting: Tintumon..

Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.
 
 
Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Dad: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog? 
  
  
Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…? 
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…
 
 
Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" Tintumon finished. 
  
  
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"
 
 
Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium? 
Tintumon:BA
Prof.: For Sodium? 
Tintumon:NA
Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Tintumon:"BANANA"

 

The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program.
"There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn't it be better to hear one at a time?"
Tintumon shouted, "Okay – you start."

 

Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
Tintumon didn't write.
Teacher: why are you not writing?
Tintumon : I'm waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….

 
 
PASSIVE VOICE
teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"
Tintumon: " I was made by a mistake"
 
 
PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI PAMBA"
professor: "I don't understand anything"
Tintumon: "same 2 you"
 
 
PTA Meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal ! 
  
  
Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking.. 
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

 

 

 

Ad @ Infy-Roommate required: "Priyanka" preferred...

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From: Ajit Kumar Paleru [AjitKumar_Paleru@infosys.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2011 2:10 PM
Subject: FW: Ad @ Infy-Roommate required: "Priyanka" preferred...

Read it from bottom to top…absolutely hilarious!
 
 
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 1:53 PM
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Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
Priyanka Outside J
 
 
 
 
From: Bhabani Sankar Mishra
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 1:45 PM
Posted To: HJW Leisure
Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
Intel Inside J
 
From: Sameer Shivram Jagtap
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 1:35 PM
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Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
Fastest?
 
Regards,
Sameer Jagtap
 
 
From: Ankur Rathi
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 1:21 PM
Posted To: HJW Leisure
Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: RE: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
How about P1, P2, P3 & P4.
 
The fastest one will be P4 & so on...
:)

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From: Deepa Lakshmi R.
Posted On: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:17 PM
Posted to: HJW Leisure
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Instead they can call by their employee number itself… 5 -6 digits only… J
 
From: Pranav Soni
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:17 PM
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Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: RE: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
May by calling each other by mobile number...;-)
 
Wat an idea...sirjeee
 
Regards,
Pranav Soni

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From: Manish Gautam01
Posted On: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:09 PM
Posted to: HJW Leisure
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Naaa….Bad idea
What if one takes long breath(read gap) in between calling Priyanka it'll create lots of confusion ……
Any other idea??? … or Priyanka can tell us what strategy they have followed till now
 
 
Manish …..                      

 
From: VivekPrakash Tilgule
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:09 PM
Posted To: HJW Leisure
Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
May be…
 
Priyanka1: Priyanka
Priyanka2 : Priyanka Priyanka
Priyanka1: Priyanka Priyanka Priyanka
Priyanka2 : Priyanka Priyanka Priyanka Priyanka ……… :P
 
 
From: Nishant Nilesh Soni
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:07 PM
Posted To: HJW Leisure
Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
Hey they can surely have a unique tone for calling each Priyanka
For example : Priyanka1: Priyankaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
                       Priyanka2 : Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriyanka
J
 
 
From: VivekPrakash Tilgule
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:06 PM
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Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
God bless you Deepa …. Oh sorry Priyanka(ur future name). … :P
 
From: Deepa Lakshmi R.
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:05 PM
Posted To: HJW Leisure
Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
I was planning to come.. But am happy with the name Deepa… Promise me that u will not try to change my name… ;)
 
From: Priyanka Massey
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:02 PM
Posted To: HJW Leisure
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Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
Its gud that BB has got a new topic to discuss but jokes apart is any girl seriously interested in coming up and living with us…….v r eager to welcome any girl with any name ( even if not Priyanka) n v assure that there won't be any confusion with the names ;)
 
From: Ankit Agarwal15
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:55 AM
Posted To: HJW Leisure
Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
Keep different surnames :@ what is this ?
Nicknames toh samajh main aata hai ..
Anyway, tell us what happens in the end with your hunt?
 
-Ankit
 
From: Priyanka Massey
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:46 AM
Posted To: HJW Leisure
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Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
 
Yep imagine the world full of Priyankas….then wat will happen…….i guess v need to keep different surnames then ;)
 
From: Khadeer Ali Mohammad
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:43 AM
Posted To: HJW Leisure
Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
You forget…
 
That's Priyanka Flats in Priyanka nagari in Priyanka Street in Priyanka Road in Priyanka City for Priyanka …. ** gasping for breath**
 
From: Deepa Lakshmi R.
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:41 AM
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Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
Priyanka in the Next flat also??? :O
 
From: Khadeer Ali Mohammad
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:40 AM
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Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
Suddenly someone bangs on the door… Priyankaaaaaaaaaaa…
 
All 4 run and then only to find out, it was for calling Priyanka from the next flat :P
 
From: Manish Gautam01
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:38 AM
Posted To: HJW Leisure
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Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
No I guess just shout priyanka …. And all 4 will come to one place like hall or common room .. so
Less shouting
 
Manish …..                      

 
From: Deepa Lakshmi R.
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:36 AM
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Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
How will u guys address each other… Priyanka1, Priyanka2, Priyanka3 and Priyanka4???
 
From: Khadeer Ali Mohammad
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:35 AM
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Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
From now we will have weird requests for transfer… Same name people want to stay in the same place…..
 
If it goes down to specifics like Priyanka Nagar, priyanka Apartments…then K
 
From: Manish Gautam01
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:29 AM
Posted To: HJW Leisure
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Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
No use of guess … as in the end its only for Priyanka…. JJ
 
Manish …..                      

 
From: Parvez Farookh Dhamani
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:28 AM
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Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
Is it  Priyanka House/Priyanka Nagar/Priyanka Colony/Priyanka Road  J
 
 
From: Shivank Rawat
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:26 AM
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Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
For your eagerness to get a Priyanka , you have forgotten to give any details of the place where you stay or even where your place is located . J
 
Wish you all the best for your search JJJ
 
 
From: Manish Gautam01
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:25 AM
Posted To: HJW Leisure
Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
And give them some exciting offers which they couldn't ignore and will come with u
 
Manish …..                      

 
From: Khadeer Ali Mohammad
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:23 AM
Posted To: HJW Leisure
Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
ROTFL…
 
Do one thing…. Ping all the other Priyanka's in Pune DC :P
 
From: Priyanka Joshi
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:20 AM
Posted To: HJW Leisure
Conversation: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
Subject: Roommate required: Priyanka preferred
 
Hi All,
 
We are in search of a room mate to share our flat. We were four Priyanka's living together for past 1.5 yrs, and now one of us has changed her place. So we need another room mate, and we would love to have a Priyanka.
 
But we would not hesitate if some non-Priyanka wants to join us, as a different name will be a pleasant change.
 
Rent: 3250 per head,
Dep: 10K per head,
House set up: contact Priyanka_Potdar01@Infosys.com
 
For any further details, kindly contact:
Priyanka_K01@Infosys.com
Priyanka_Massey@Infosys.com
Priyanka_Joshi01@Infosys.com
 
Thanks and Regards,
Priyanka Joshi

 

Ten ways to boost your Gmail

Gmail is one of the most widely used email service worldwide. There are various reasons for its popularity such as storage space, fast user interface, free sign-up etc. However, there are a lot of features that can enhance the user experience of the mail service by manifold. Most users are aware of the features that are enabled by default and use them regularly. Here are 10 of the lesser-known enhancements available in Gmail that are disabled by default, but are extremely useful.

1) Don't attach, embed

By default, Gmail gives you the option of only attaching images to an email. However, with this feature enabled you can embed images from your computer or from a website directly into the mail body. Go to Settings, click on Labs, scroll down to the feature that says "Inserting Images" and enable it. You will notice the new insert image box in your mail composer right next to the emoticon icon.

2) Stop that mail

Pressed the send mail button too quickly? Gmail Labs has a feature that gives you a few seconds to stop the mail from going out after you press the send button. Go to Settings, click on Labs and enable the option that says "Undo Send". Click General under Settings and here you can select the time (up to 30 seconds) for which the email can be stopped after it is sent. When you press the send button and the inbox comes up, you would see a yellow box saying, "Your message has been sent. Undo or View message" on top. Click on undo to cancel sending the mail and get the draft back. You can then make the necessary changes to the text or add the recipients you forgot and send again.

3) Sharing your power

This feature is useful for people who have multiple Gmail address or who want to grant read/write permission for their account to another user. Go to Settings, click on Accounts and Import, at the bottom you will see an option that says "Grant Access to your account". Click on Add Account and enter the Gmail address of the person you want to grant access. Once the person accepts the verification mail, he/she can access your account by clicking on the arrow next to his own mail ID on top right and selecting your mail ID. The access allows the user to read, write and delete mails.

4) Reply to all

Gmail's default reply button composes the mail to the person who has sent the mail ignoring all the people who were put in CC. If you have to do a reply all, you have to press the arrow next to the reply box and then select "reply to all". Instead, you can set the "reply to all" function as default. Go to Settings, click on Labs and enable "Default reply to all" feature. It is far simpler to just remove selective email IDs from the CC box than selecting " reply to all" from a drop down box every time. 

5) My Time, Not Your Time

While communicating with friends, family or colleagues in different parts of the world, we sometimes forget about time zones. While it is mid-afternoon for you, it might be midnight for the recipient and hence an immediate reply will not come. To know the difference in time zones for both parties, enable the "Sender Time Zone" feature by going to Settings and clicking on Labs. Now, when you click on "show details" in the mail, you can see the time at which you have sent the mail and what time is at the receiver's end and vice versa.

6) Peek-a-boo

Sometimes, you want to just have a quick look at the mail without opening the whole conversation. Gmail Labs enables you to do this with a simple tweak. Go to Settings, click on Labs and enable the "Message Sneak Peak" feature. Now, when you right click on any mail from the inbox, it will show you the latest mail received or sent in the conversation along with options to delete or mark as read, you don't have to open the entire conversation.

7) Control the content

You've probably noticed those little one, line ads that keep rotating on the top of the inbox above the various buttons. Not only are they unobtrusive, but also they can be rather helpful, sometimes offering relevant information. Those ads are called Web-Clips and Gmail gives you the option to select what kind of content you want to see there. Go to Settings, click on Web-Clips and here you can remove all the topics that Gmail has added by default. Instead add the topics that you want to read about from the available selection. You can also add the RSS feed of your favorite website by entering it in the search box on the left and adding the feed.

8) Next in line

While checking your mail or going through results of searched mail, when you delete or achieve a conversation, Gmail takes you back to the inbox or search results listing. Wouldn't it be great if instead of going back to the listing, Gmail would open the next or previous mail? Go to Settings, click on Labs and enable the "Auto-Advance" feature. Now click on General and there select if you would like Gmail to take you to the next mail, previous mail or back to the listing interface when you delete or archive a mail. Depending on your preferences, this could save you a lot of time in navigation.

9) My mail, my shortcuts

A lot of people like to have a set way of custom keyboard mappings across various applications. By default, Gmail has a set of keyboard shortcuts that can be viewed in the help section. However, if you are one of those who like to set your own keyboard shortcuts for various functions, then you are in luck. Go to Settings, click on Labs and enable the "Custom Keyboard shortcuts" feature. Now, under Settings, you will see "Keyboard shortcuts". Simply click on that and customize shortcuts for various functions as per your choice.

10) Personal toys

Although Gmail offers a lot of features, it doesn't offer everything for everybody. However, if you enable the "Add any gadget by URL" feature under Settings > Labs, it opens a whole new dimension for adding what you need to your sidebar. Once enabled, go to Settings and click on "Gadgets". Here in the box that says add a gadget by its URL, simply search for a gadget on Google that suits your need and add it. There are already a bunch of gadgets available that integrate various social network feeds on sidebar as well as add functionality such as reminders, URL shorter etc.

Note: Whenever you enable any of these features, Gmail reloads to show the new controls and add-ons.

Old Snakey

Gmail is not all about work only. Other than features to enhance productivity, it also offers its share of fun element. Go to Settings, click on Labs and enable the "Old Snakey" feature. Click on General under Settings and enable keyboard shortcuts if you haven't already. Wait for Gmail to reload and once your inbox comes up press "&" on your keyboard (Shift+7). A pop up window will appear with Atari style snake game, which you can play with your keyboard.         

PANADOL.... CROCIN.....METACIN

Hi Guys, please read……..

 

Panadol, when we were in Mumbai (India) a learned History professor there told us that the Parsees (A sect in India) used to take their Dead & lay them to rest @ huge 'Wind Towers' (round structures that Look like Giant Water reservoirs, but open to the air)..The Parsees never buried their dead, nor burned them.They leave them to the Birds of Prey (Vultures) to be eaten thus completing the Life Cycle.. Around 10 years ago, it was noticed that the Birds are dying off. Not many of them were left to consume the dead bodies (which started rotting away)...So, the Parsees had to change this mode of dealing with their dead.. BUT, they wanted to know why a Custom that survived for hundreds of years, had to be suspended?!!

They did Autopsies on Dead Birds (they were dying in huge #'s)..What was the Culprit??? PARACETAMOL (aka PANADOL).....!!

People started consuming pain-killers a decade ago, Panadol STAYS in the Liver for a Long Time...It ultimately accumulated in the Birds' systems & they couldnt cope with it!

 

Interesting to know...........

 

PANADOL

 

My husband was working in a hospital as an IT engineer, as the hospital is planning to set up a database of its patients and he knows some of the doctors quite well. The doctors used to tell him that whenever they have a headache, they are not willing to take PANADOL / PARACETAMOL.

 

In fact, they will turn Herbal Medicine or find other alternatives. This is because Panadol is toxic to the body, and it harms the liver. According to the doctor: Panadol will remain in the body for at least 5 years.....!!

 

And according to the doctor, there was an air-hostess who consumed lots of Panadol as she needed to stand all the time and work under lots of pressure. She's now in her early 30's, and she is undergoing kidney cleaning (DIALYSIS) every month.

Whenever we have a headache, that's because it is due to the electron / Ion imbalance in the brain.

 

Some alternative solution to cope with this matter is

Drink lots of water.

 

Another method will be to submerge your feet in a basin of warm water so that it brings the blood pressure down from your throbbing head.

 

As Panadol is a pain killer, the more Panadol you take, the lesser would be your threshold for pain (your endurance level for pain). We all will fall ill as we age.

 

Imagine that we had spent our entire life popping quite a substantial amount of Panadol (Pain Killer), when you need to have a surgery or operation, you will need a much more amount of general anaesthesia.

 

The thought is scary enough to turn me to Herbal Medicine or other healthier alternative. Value your health, value your life, THINK TWICE before you easily pop that familiar pill into your mouth again.

 

Please don't take PANADOL always and try to send this e-mail to people you care.

 

Here in India it is sold as CROCIN or METACIN

: Ultimate Love Letter By a programmer

 

Ultimate Love Letter…

Awesome mail…but d best part is signature☺...

(By a Programmer...  )

Sweetheart ,

I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.

My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.

Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.

When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.

Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I¡¯ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage .

I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.

Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free...

Regards,
Software Programmer
Today This company
Tomorrow That Company
But always want ur   company!

Someones Last Day Mail....very funny

(background music)

Papaa KAHTE THE bada naam karegaa..

Betaa hamaara aisa kaam karegaa..

Magar ye to.. papa naa jaane..

Kya maine seekha.. Aa ke yahaaa…!!

 

 

Good Evening Ladiesss and Gentlemenn…..!!

Welcome all to the latest episode of the most happening show "Resign Kiya to Darna Kya…!!"

Tonight we have with us one more Infoscion who in few hours is going to be an X-Infoscion….

 

 

The Host(H) : So, Mubaid, welcome, n How are u feeling right now..?

Me (M) : thank u thank u… well, honestly I am feeling superbbb… Very very excited and extremely happy… J

 

 

H : You have been with Infy for the past 2.5 years.. Longg time dude.. How was ur journey so far??

M : hmmm the journey was awesome… Personal journey was more than I could ever dreamt of.. Sooo many memories.. sooo much enjoyment.. sooo much dhamaaal… I loved it all… But professionally, these 2.5 yrs was a 'Reverse Gear' for me… I went back to the stage when I passed out of 12^th  std. :D

 

 

H : But dude.. u've been here so long.. u must have learned many new things… How is this a reverse gear??

M : Exactly… The knowledge I gained in Infy is truly priceless(I mean literally priceLESS)… U know, before joining Infy, I never knew that u can use soooo many keyboard shortcuts in MS Word.. I never knew u can align everything at center of column in MS Excel.. I never knew u can give soo many different animations to text in MS Power Point.. Thx to Infy, Now I am the master of all documentation tools.. \m/

 

 

H : But u have worked in a project also for more than a year.. U must have learned many things there??

M : Of course, I worked in a project.. rather I'd say I 'Clicked' in a project.. My job was a very high risk, very innovative, very intellectual type of work.. all I had to do was to click some pre-defined buttons.. Do u know how difficult it is to click buttons??? U cannot imagine the mental pressure n tension u have to deal with.. But as u know I am very talented, I mastered that also just like MS Office.. :D :D

 

 

H : Ohhh.. So we have an all rounder here.. I see that the Mysore and Hyderabad 6  months' training prepared you really well.

M : Absolutely.. The training prepared me very well.. U know, now I can easily compete with online players in CounterStrike.. I am always on top score.. :-)  You name any flash game, and I can beat u to death with my eyes closed.. \m/  As for the syllabus I learned.. I tried a lot to figure out where to use the JAVA I learned for 4 months in training.. Coz after training in JAVA I was put into Oracle project.. And I could not use the Oracle I learned coz there was not a single line of coding involved in my work.. hmmm.. anyways, that problem has been resolved now because after bench period of 1 year and clicking buttons for another year, I now remember neither JAVA nor Oracle.. :D :D  Naa raha baans, naa bajegi baansurii… saala Tension hi khatam…!!

 

 

H : I sympathize with you my friend.. So is this the reason for leaving Infy? You could have tried changing work here only?

M : Actually I tried asking for change of work, but somehow all the development projects went to either people who don't want to work in development project OR laterals having the same yrs experience as we have. Then I realized 'Ghar ki murgi daal baraabar' :p  Anyways, I seriously don't blame any particular person or project coz this is the way it works now and I am not the only one.

One routine dayyy.. early morning.. while singing in the bathroom during shower.. suddenly….. I got an Aakashwaani from sky..   

 [No. of yrs in support proj (Inversely Proportional) Your value in IT market]

 Eeeureekaaaaaa……!!!!   It was the same experience which Newton had when he saw that falling apple.. and just like Newton who did not just ate that apple happily and went for a nap, I also did not went back to clicking buttons.. And here I am now… J J

 

 

H : Chalo, Alls well that Ends well… Atleast you got what u wanted.. What is ur message to Infosys and fellow Infoscions before leaving??

M : Well, on a serious note…

I think now is the time Infy should change all of it PPTs and replace 'C-LIFE' with 'E-C-LIFE' where 'E = Employee Satisfaction', because I believe if you implement 'Employee Satisfaction' first, then everything else, Integrity, Fairness, Excellence whatever u want will come naturally..

 

One thing I am taking from Infy is tons n tons of dhamaakedaar memories.. From Mysore to Hyderabad to Chandigarh to Pune… I would like to mention few names who changed my life in a way or other…

 

Mysore Gang : Nagesh, Mridhu, Nandi, Mitesh, Abhijit K., Abhijit L., Arihant, Uzair, Prachi, Karthik

<- You guys made the ECC, Gazebo, GEC, classrooms a fultoo amazing place…. ->

 

Hyderabad Gang : Anjoo, Shweta, Arith, Abhijit

<- Your guys taught me how to spend money for no reason.. :D  That's why I am so Bhikaari now with no savings.. ;-) But without u Hyd would have been real boring ->

 

Chandigarh Gang : Bhushan, Shashwat, Akash, Ruchi, Ritika

<-You guys taught me how to survive in 'Bhikaari Mode' with ZERO savings…\m/  Every lunch n every trip was memorable..->

 

Nivedita, KK, Navajit, Mohit, Patel, Dave, Rohit, Akshay, Yuvraj, Pandey, Ravi

<-You guys are just Suppperrrr Cooooool.. And each party n trip we took together speaks for itself.… ->

 

……And many many more….. If u r receiving this mail, that means u r special to me….!!!!

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Chalo bahot hui taareefe… Its not like I am going to Mars.. You know where to reach me…..!! J

Ab job nahi hai to u can find me online 24X7 on FB...   ;-)

 

 

Keep in touch…….!!!

 

 

Birds Need you this summer

Plz. forward this message to maximum people…. 

Summer is here and its going to be equally harsh to the animals around us. Kindly do your tiny bit by keeping a bowl of fresh water outside your balcony or garden.   "Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened."

95% WON'T FORWARD THIS, WILL YOU?  

In a relationship, married or not... YOU SHOULD READ THIS!

MARRIAGE

 

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

 

Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.

She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

 

I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!

 

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.

She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

 

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane.

 

When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

 

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

 

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day.

She requested that every day for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

 

I told Jane about my wife's divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

 

My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outsidethe door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

 

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

 

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.

On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

 

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

 

Suddenly it hit me... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

 

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

 

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.

I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind...I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.

 

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.

Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.

 

At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

 

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - dead.

My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push thru with the divorce.-- At least, in the eyes of our son--- I'm a loving husband....

 

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

 

If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you.

 

If you do, you just might save a marriage.

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

Money Bag

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Perception: Women Vs Mens

Perception: Women Vs Mens (Poor Women always believe their husband blindly with love)

Women Friends chatting in office.

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.




Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

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Funny Riddles

Funny Riddles

Q. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
A. A secret.
Q. The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
A. Darkness
Q. What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
A. A telephone book.
Q. What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A. A chalkboard
Q. What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
A. The year 1961 can be read upside down and that won't happen again until 6009!
Q. What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A. A doughnut.
Q. What has to be broken before it can be used?
A. An egg.
Q. What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
A. Work – Employment
Q. How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
A. Only one, the last one.
Q. What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?
A. Your mind.
Q. Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
A. A kitchen strainer.
Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age.
Q. What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
A. To cover cows.
Q. What's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts?
A. Rhubarb.
Q. What has feet and legs, and nothing else?
A. Stockings
Q. What is the moon worth?
A. $1, because it has 4 quarters.
Q. What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
A. A candle.
Q. What stays where it is when it goes off?
A. An alarm clock
Q. You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'til you call me again. What am I?
A. An echo
Q. There is a man standing over a dead body in a coffin, and another man walks in and asks, who's in the coffin. The first man replies, brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my fathers son. Who's in the coffin?
A. His son

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Anna Hazare and Lok Pal Bill

Anna Hazare and Lok Pal Bill

 

1. Who is Anna Hazare?

An ex-army man. Fought 1965 Indo-Pak War

2. What's so special about him?

He built a village Ralegaon Siddhi in Ahamad Nagar district,
Maharashtra. This village is a self-sustained model village. Energy is
produced in the village itself from solar power, biofuel and wind mills.
In 1975, it used to be a poverty clad village. Now it is one of the
richest village in India. It has become a model for self-sustained,
eco-friendly & harmonic village.

Anna Hazare was awarded Padma Bhushan and is a known figure for his
social activities.

3.What is he crusading for now?

He is supporting a cause, the amendment of a law to curb corruption in
India.

4. How that can be possible?

He is advocating for a Bil, The Lok Pal Bill (The Citizen Ombudsman
Bill), that will form an autonomous authority who will make politicians
(ministers), beurocrats (IAS/IPS) accountable for their deeds.

In 1972, the bill was proposed by then Law minister Mr. Shanti Bhushan.
Since then it has been neglected by the politicians and some are trying
to change the bill to suit thier theft (corruption).

The first thing he is asking for is: the government should come forward
and announce that the bill is going to be passed.

Next, they make a joint committee to DRAFT the LOK PAL BILL. 50%
goverment participation and 50% public participation. Because you cant
trust the government entirely for making such a bill which does not suit
them.

5. What will happen when this bill is passed?

A LokPal will be appointed at the centre. He will have an autonomous
charge, say like the Election Commission of India. In each and every
state, Lokayukta will be appointed. The job is to bring all alleged
party to trial in case of corruptions within 1 year. Within 2 years, the
guilty will be punished. Not like, Bofors scam or Bhopal Gas Tragedy
case, that has been going for last 25 years without any result.

6 What can I do?

Participate in the spontaneous protests that are welling up in the
cities, towns and villages of India At least we can spread the message
to all our acquaintances.

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