A candidate appears before the Panel of Experts for interview. Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 49. Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: It's lion's birthday; all animals are there except two, why? Applicant: Because the elephant and deer are in the fridge. Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday. Interviewer:Good. Now, the last question. In the end the old lady died. Why? Applicant: Err r....I guess she drowned? Interviewer: Wrong! SHE GOT HIT BY THE BRICK WHICH FELL OUT OF THE PLANE. Sorry, you may leave! |
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