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Clever Managers

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A team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So the Managers go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape. They're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess. An Engineer( A guy like us) comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away. After the Engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs." See this idiot. We're looking for height and he gives the length!"

Moral: "No matter what good you do, Managers can always find fault in you".

Health Tips..........Read This

Did You Know? REGARDS
, MANIKANDAN,

Blood type and Rh
How many people have it?
O +
40 %
O -
7 %
A +
34 %
A -
6 %
B +
8 %
B -
1 %
AB +
3 %
AB -
1 %

Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?

According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?

TYPE O
You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.
TYPE A
You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.
TYPE B
You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.
TYPE AB
Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.

MOST IMPORTANT INFO NOW:
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You Can Receive
If Your Type Is
O-
O+
B-
B+
A-
A+
AB-
AB+
AB+
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
AB-
YES

YES

YES
YES

A+
YES
YES

YES
YES

A-
YES

YES

B+
YES
YES
YES
YES

B-
YES

YES

O+
YES
YES

O-
YES

KNOW ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF HAVING FRUITS AND VEGETABLES REGARDS, MANIKANDAN,

Fruit
Benefit
Benefit
Benefit
Benefit
Benefit

apples
Protects your heart
prevents constipation
Blocks diarrhea
Improves lung capacity
Cushions joints

apricots
Combats cancer
Controls blood pressure
Saves your eyesight
Shields against Alzheimer's
Slows aging process

artichokes
Aids digestion
Lowers cholesterol
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Guards against liver disease

avocados
Battles diabetes
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin

bananas
Protects your heart
Quiets a cough
Strengthens bones
Controls blood pressure
Blocks diarrhea

beans
Prevents constipation
Helps hemorrhoids
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Stabilizes blood sugar

beets
Controls blood pressure
Combats cancer

Check your health Please………

Really good one……

Note: Open the Excel and Checkout about your Physique......

Now this is what I call a complete info J

HEALTHY JUICES

Carrot + Ginger + Apple - Boost and cleanse our system.

Apple + Cucumber + Celery - Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and improve stomach upset and headache.

Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and bad breath.

Bitter gourd + Apple + Milk - Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.

Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.

Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.

Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion.

Pear & Banana - regulates sugar content.

Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango - Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization .

Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and strengthen body immunity.

Papaya + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.

Banana + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation.

Quite interesting!
Keep Walking.....

Jus to check this out......
The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on the left foot.

Typically they are shown as points and arrows to show which organ it connects to.

It is indeed correct since the nerves connected to these organs terminate here.

This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies or textbooks.

God created our body so well that he thought of even this. He made us walk so that we will always be pressing these pressure points and thus keeping these organs activated at all times.

So, keep walking...

If Inflation Doesn't Stop

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Take It Easy

Life is simple, not easy .Don't try to understand life.
Just Live it.

3 Easy Ways To Die .............................

1. Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

2. Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

3. Love someone truly - You will die daily.

1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman

If you Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE .

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL .

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY twice.

Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

Truth.......

The best relation ever is between two eyes,
"they blink together, move together, cry together, see together and sleep together". STILL they never see directly each other.

But even among them when they see a girl, one will blink and another will not.

Moral of the story: " Girls can break any kind of relationships" :-)

Very Very Very Rare Photograph..

Small story .... but a very good one.

Yesterday, i had training at LC, and accidently i came across this article, so thought to share with you.

There was a farmer who grew superior quality and award-winning corns in the country. Each year he entered his corn in the state fair where it was honour and prizes continuosly.

One year a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learnt something interesting about how he grew it. The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbours'.

"How can you afford to share your best seed corn with your neighbours when they are entering corn in competition with yours each year?" the reporter asked.

"Why sir," said the farmer, "didn't you know? The wind picks up pollen from the ripening corn and swirls it from field to field. If my neighbours grow inferior, sub-standard and poor quality corn, cross-pollination will steadily degrade the quality of my corn. If I am to grow good corn, I must help my neighbours grow good corn."

The farmer gave a superb insight into the connectedness of life. His corn cannot improve unless his neighbour's corn improves. So it is in the other dimensions! Those who chosse to be at harmony must help their neighbours and collegues to be at peace. Those who chose to live well must help others to live well. The value of a life is measured by the lives it touches.

Success does not happen in isolation. it is very often a participative and collective process. So share the good pratices, ideas, new learning's with your family, friends, team members, and neighbours.

OOPS ..........Concepts

class Indian_Bachelor_ female_professional

{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_ problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};

class Married_female_ Software_ Professional

{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};

class Female_Engaged_ software_ professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_ work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding( );
char edgy;
};

class Indian_Newly_ Married_software _professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance( );
char hen_pecked;
};

class Indian_husband_ wife_software_ professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_ company;
void lov
};

Class Guy_who_wrote_ this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();
}

Class Guy_who_read_ this inherits Guy_who_wrote_ this

{

}
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our happydays-- read it completly.

Hi Dear Friends,

Read the below song and Enjoy.....

Poddune levali...

snanam cheyali....

cab ekkali...

office ki vellali...

oooooooooooooo ooo ooo

floor lo patalu

pantry lo matalu

training lo wonderluu

Process lo blunderluu

Appraisals ki tenderlu...

ika cab la kai waitingu

cab drivers tho fighting

pantry lo meeting uuuuu...

ika cab la kai waitingu

cab drivers tho fighting

pantry lo meeting uuuuu...

jill jill jiga....

jill jill jiga...

jill jill jiga....

jill jill jiga...

jill jill jiga....

jill jill jiga...

jill jill jiga....

jill jill jiga...

Trainers tho classulu

classulu masulu

sms lo matalu

mms lo paatalu

Trainers tho classulu

classulu masulu

sms lo matalu

mms lo paatalu

last minute processingu

cell phone tho gamingu

break la kai waitngu uuuu uuu

last minute processingu

cell phone tho gamingu

break la kai waitngu uuuu uuu........

jill jill jiga....

jill jill jiga...

jill jill jiga....

jill jill jiga...

Morning levali...

snanam cheyali....

cab ekkali...

office ki vellali...

Story Time - Cheers.

Positive Attitude

He was an average student in the school. With his mediocre marks and grades he could not get into esteemed colleges in his state. Though it was a big worry for his family, he didn’t worry that much. He made himself elevated to the last semester.

He continued his mediocrity in studies. But he had one thing in his heart strongly cultivated and that was the ever enduring positive attitude.

It was the time for campus interviews. Having successfully completing the written test, he was asked to appear for a face-to-face interview. Neatly dressed, with his profile in hand, he opened the door to be virtually screwed. He didn’t feel his nervous system when answering. Almost after 30 minutes, the interviewer fired the last question.

Interviewer: - Suppose I give you two boxes, one with black and the other in green. I want to put your joys in green box and your sorrows in the other. So every month end you should count your joys and sorrows. What will be the count in boxes?

He answered “I will have infinite pieces of joys in my green box, but nothing in my black box. The black box has a big hole; it lets all the pieces of sorrows go out. Finally I have time only to count the joys but not the sorrows”.

He got selected because of his positive attitude.

Success Principle: -

World is full of joys and sorrows. Don’t spend your invaluable time in counting the sorrows. Instead joys are there for you to prosper in life.

Have positive attitude towards your life, which makes the vehicle moving till it reaches the destination.

Motivational Quote: -

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.