Someones Last Day Mail....very funny

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Papaa KAHTE THE bada naam karegaa..

Betaa hamaara aisa kaam karegaa..

Magar ye to.. papa naa jaane..

Kya maine seekha.. Aa ke yahaaa…!!

 

 

Good Evening Ladiesss and Gentlemenn…..!!

Welcome all to the latest episode of the most happening show "Resign Kiya to Darna Kya…!!"

Tonight we have with us one more Infoscion who in few hours is going to be an X-Infoscion….

 

 

The Host(H) : So, Mubaid, welcome, n How are u feeling right now..?

Me (M) : thank u thank u… well, honestly I am feeling superbbb… Very very excited and extremely happy… J

 

 

H : You have been with Infy for the past 2.5 years.. Longg time dude.. How was ur journey so far??

M : hmmm the journey was awesome… Personal journey was more than I could ever dreamt of.. Sooo many memories.. sooo much enjoyment.. sooo much dhamaaal… I loved it all… But professionally, these 2.5 yrs was a 'Reverse Gear' for me… I went back to the stage when I passed out of 12^th  std. :D

 

 

H : But dude.. u've been here so long.. u must have learned many new things… How is this a reverse gear??

M : Exactly… The knowledge I gained in Infy is truly priceless(I mean literally priceLESS)… U know, before joining Infy, I never knew that u can use soooo many keyboard shortcuts in MS Word.. I never knew u can align everything at center of column in MS Excel.. I never knew u can give soo many different animations to text in MS Power Point.. Thx to Infy, Now I am the master of all documentation tools.. \m/

 

 

H : But u have worked in a project also for more than a year.. U must have learned many things there??

M : Of course, I worked in a project.. rather I'd say I 'Clicked' in a project.. My job was a very high risk, very innovative, very intellectual type of work.. all I had to do was to click some pre-defined buttons.. Do u know how difficult it is to click buttons??? U cannot imagine the mental pressure n tension u have to deal with.. But as u know I am very talented, I mastered that also just like MS Office.. :D :D

 

 

H : Ohhh.. So we have an all rounder here.. I see that the Mysore and Hyderabad 6  months' training prepared you really well.

M : Absolutely.. The training prepared me very well.. U know, now I can easily compete with online players in CounterStrike.. I am always on top score.. :-)  You name any flash game, and I can beat u to death with my eyes closed.. \m/  As for the syllabus I learned.. I tried a lot to figure out where to use the JAVA I learned for 4 months in training.. Coz after training in JAVA I was put into Oracle project.. And I could not use the Oracle I learned coz there was not a single line of coding involved in my work.. hmmm.. anyways, that problem has been resolved now because after bench period of 1 year and clicking buttons for another year, I now remember neither JAVA nor Oracle.. :D :D  Naa raha baans, naa bajegi baansurii… saala Tension hi khatam…!!

 

 

H : I sympathize with you my friend.. So is this the reason for leaving Infy? You could have tried changing work here only?

M : Actually I tried asking for change of work, but somehow all the development projects went to either people who don't want to work in development project OR laterals having the same yrs experience as we have. Then I realized 'Ghar ki murgi daal baraabar' :p  Anyways, I seriously don't blame any particular person or project coz this is the way it works now and I am not the only one.

One routine dayyy.. early morning.. while singing in the bathroom during shower.. suddenly….. I got an Aakashwaani from sky..   

 [No. of yrs in support proj (Inversely Proportional) Your value in IT market]

 Eeeureekaaaaaa……!!!!   It was the same experience which Newton had when he saw that falling apple.. and just like Newton who did not just ate that apple happily and went for a nap, I also did not went back to clicking buttons.. And here I am now… J J

 

 

H : Chalo, Alls well that Ends well… Atleast you got what u wanted.. What is ur message to Infosys and fellow Infoscions before leaving??

M : Well, on a serious note…

I think now is the time Infy should change all of it PPTs and replace 'C-LIFE' with 'E-C-LIFE' where 'E = Employee Satisfaction', because I believe if you implement 'Employee Satisfaction' first, then everything else, Integrity, Fairness, Excellence whatever u want will come naturally..

 

One thing I am taking from Infy is tons n tons of dhamaakedaar memories.. From Mysore to Hyderabad to Chandigarh to Pune… I would like to mention few names who changed my life in a way or other…

 

Mysore Gang : Nagesh, Mridhu, Nandi, Mitesh, Abhijit K., Abhijit L., Arihant, Uzair, Prachi, Karthik

<- You guys made the ECC, Gazebo, GEC, classrooms a fultoo amazing place…. ->

 

Hyderabad Gang : Anjoo, Shweta, Arith, Abhijit

<- Your guys taught me how to spend money for no reason.. :D  That's why I am so Bhikaari now with no savings.. ;-) But without u Hyd would have been real boring ->

 

Chandigarh Gang : Bhushan, Shashwat, Akash, Ruchi, Ritika

<-You guys taught me how to survive in 'Bhikaari Mode' with ZERO savings…\m/  Every lunch n every trip was memorable..->

 

Nivedita, KK, Navajit, Mohit, Patel, Dave, Rohit, Akshay, Yuvraj, Pandey, Ravi

<-You guys are just Suppperrrr Cooooool.. And each party n trip we took together speaks for itself.… ->

 

……And many many more….. If u r receiving this mail, that means u r special to me….!!!!

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Chalo bahot hui taareefe… Its not like I am going to Mars.. You know where to reach me…..!! J

Ab job nahi hai to u can find me online 24X7 on FB...   ;-)

 

 

Keep in touch…….!!!