Brilliant Argument on Faith!

 

A VERY  INTERESTING  CONVERSATION An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY.  He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . . Professor :   You are a Christian, aren't you, son ? Student    :   Yes, sir. Professor :    So, you Believe in GOD ? Student    :   Absolutely, sir. Professor :    Is GOD Good ? Student    :    Sure. Professor :    Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ? Student    :    Yes. Professor :    My Brotherdied of Cancer even though he Prayed to  GOD to Heal him.                  Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.                  But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent ) Professor :   You can't answer, can you ?  Let's start again, Young Fella.                Is GOD Good? Student    :  Yes. Professor :  Is Satan good ? Student    :   No. Professor :   Where does Satan come from ? Student    :   From . . . GOD . . . Professor :   That's right.  Tell me son, is there evil in this World? Student    :   Yes. Professor :   Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student    :   Yes. Professor :   So who created evil ? (Student did not answer) Professor :   Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?                 All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they? Student    : Yes, sir. Professor :   So, who Created them ? (Student had no answer) Professor :  Science says you have 5 Sensesyou use to Identify and Observe the World around you.                Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD? Student    :  No, sir. Professor   :  Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD? Student    :  No , sir. Professor :   Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?             Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GODfor that matter? Student    :   No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. Professor :   Yet you still Believe in HIM? Student    :  Yes. Professor :   According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,                Science says your GOD doesn't exist.  What do you say to that, son? Student    :  Nothing.  I only have my Faith. Professor :  Yes,Faith.  And that is the Problem Science has. Student    :   Professor, is there such a thing as Heat? Professor :   Yes. Student    :   And is there such a thing as Cold? Professor :   Yes. Student   :   No, sir. There isn't. (The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events ) Student    :   Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,                 a Little Heat or No Heat.                 But we don't have anything called Cold.                 We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.                 There is no such thing as Cold.                 Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.                 We cannot Measure Cold.                 Heat is Energy.                 Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it. (There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre ) Student    :  What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness? Professor :  Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness? Student    :  You're wrong again, sir.                Darkness is the Absence of Something                 You can have Low Light,   Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .                But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it?                 In reality, Darkness isn't.                If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you? Professor :   So what is the point you are making, Young Man ? Student   :   Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed. Professor :   Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student    :   Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.                You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.                You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.                 Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.                       It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.                 To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that                 Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.                   Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.                 Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey? Professor :   If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do. Student    :   Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professorshook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going ) Student    :   Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and                 Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,                 Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?                 Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher? (The Class was in Uproar ) Student    :  Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain? (The Class broke out into Laughter ) Student    :  Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .                No one appears to have done so.                  So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,               Science says that You have No Brain, sir.                With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir? (The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable) Professor :   I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son. Student    :  That is it sir . . .  Exactly !                The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.                That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving. NB: FYI…………That student was Albert Einstein.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nice one.................

Project Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch

 

goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

 

He relaxes in canteen.

 

He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

 

So he decides to have fun with him.

 

He calls him.

 

Then The Discussion Goes Like This

 

Project Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

 

Canteen boy smiles...

 

Project Manager - what are your future plans?

 

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

 

Project Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

 

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

 

Project Manager - In The Beginning When I came Here

 

I Don't Have Anything.......

 

And Now...

 

I Have Everything....Like...Money...Fame...

 

And What Do U Have ???

 

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Canteen boy - " Sir.....I Have Work "

 

Project Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.......

 

 

Would you like to have increment in your salary.....................................

Hi folks……

 

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

 

One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!

   

Dear Bo$$

                     In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

 

Your$ $incerely,

  Employee

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The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear  

   

   I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

 

NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United State s may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

 
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

 

Regards,

Manager.

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Microsoft's Calculator Failed!!! :-)

Hi

Microsoft's Calculator failed in following calculation.

Go to Start-->Run-->type Calc. and Check the following....

2704/50 =  54.08                       Works Fine
2704/51 =  53.01960784            Works Fine
2704/52 =  try yourself           Doesn't Work
2704/53 =  51.01886792            Works Fine
2704/54 =  50.07407407            Works Fine

Microsoft Calculator Failed

mountain story

"A son and his father were walking on the mountains.
Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Curious, he yells: "Who are you?"
He receives the answer: "Who are you?"
And then he screams to the mountain: "I admire you!"
The voice answers: "I admire you!"
Angered at the response, he screams: "Coward!"
He receives the answer: "Coward!"
He looks to his father and asks: "What's going on?"
The father smiles and says: "My son, pay attention."
Again the man screams: "You are a champion!"
The voice answers: "You are a champion!"
The boy is surprised, but does not understand.
Then the father explains: "People call this ECHO, but really this is LIFE.
It gives you back everything you say or do.
Our life is simply a reflection of our actions.
If you want more love in the world, create more love in your heart.
If you want more competence in your team, improve your competence.
This relationship applies to everything, in all aspects of life;
Life will give you back everything you have given to it."

YOUR LIFE IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. IT'S A REFLECTION OF YOU!"

SOLVE IT. I BET YOU CANT.

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE

ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT.

There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and don't give up.

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

ALBERT EINSTEIN WROTE THIS RIDDLE EARLY DURING THE 19th CENTURY. HE SAID THAT 98% OF THE WORLD POPULATION WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SOLVE IT.

In case your hut is on fire...

The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a  small,
  uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him.
  Everyday he scanned the horizon  for help, but none seemed forthcoming..
  Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of
  driftwood to protect Him from the elements, and to  store his few
  possessions.
  One day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home  to find his
  little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky. He felt the
  worst had happened, and  everything was lost. He was stunned with
  disbelief,  grief, and anger. He cried out, "God! How could you  do
  this to me?"
  Early the next day, he was awakened by the sound of a ship
  approaching the island! It had come to rescue him! "How did you know I
  was here?" asked the weary man of his rescuers. "We saw your smoke
  signal," they replied.

  The Moral of This Story:

  It's easy to get discouraged when things are going bad, but we
  shouldn't lose heart, because God is at work in our lives, even in
  the midst of our pain and suffering. Remember that the next time your
  little hut seems to be burning to the ground. It just may be a smoke
  signal that summons the Grace of God.

  P.S. You may want to consider passing this on because you never know
  who feels their hut is on  fire today. 

Cool Break-up letter. & nice moral!!!

Cool Break-up letter. & nice moral!!! JJJJ
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his
girl friend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to
you.

Love, Becky

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures
of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos
in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky

Moral of the story:
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

Newtons Law Of Software Engineering

Newton's laws of s/w Engg

First Law: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails untill and unless he is assigned work by manager. Second Law: The rate of change in the software quality is directly proportional to the payment received from client and the deadline time, and it takes place at the quick rate as and when deadline force is applied. Third Law: Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.

Mother.........

Write a short note on MOTHER ....... :) Too Guddddddddddddddddd   Short Note on Mother When I came drenched in the rain, My brother told why don't you take an umbrella with you. My sister said why not you waited till it stopped. My Dad angrily said only after getting cold, you will realize. But my MOTHER, as she was drying my hair with her saree, was shouting not at me  But at the RAIN J