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Some fascinating lines… I liked it… Hope you like it too…
men and women
Some facts:
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
THE MOST DANGEROUS LETTER IN ENGLISH
Attitude...!!!!
Subject: That is attitude
That is attitude
1) Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude.
2) When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes, ants eat fish.
Only time matters. Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!
3) Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till ending.
4) Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them, Wall or Bridge?
Remember you are the architect of your life.
5)Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions
that you have tried and 1 is that you have not tried. That's life.
6) It's not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it's important how well you play with the cards which you hold.
7) Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, `Relax dear it's just a bend. Not the end'. Have Faith and have a successful life.
8) When you feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am really so cute` and you will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit coz liars go to hell.
9) One of the basic differences between God and human is, God gives, gives and forgives. But human gets, gets, gets and forgets. Be thankful in life!
10) Only two types of persons are happy in this world. 1st is Mad and 2nd
is Child. Be Mad to achieve what you desire and be a Child to enjoy what
you have achieved.
Very Interesting: Tintumon..
Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.
Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Dad: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?
Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…
Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" Tintumon finished.
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"
Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
Prof.: For Sodium?
Tintumon:NA
Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Tintumon:"BANANA"
Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.
Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Dad: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?
Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…
Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" Tintumon finished.
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"
Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
Prof.: For Sodium?
Tintumon:NA
Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Tintumon:"BANANA"
The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program.
"There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn't it be better to hear one at a time?"
Tintumon shouted, "Okay – you start."
Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
Tintumon didn't write.
Teacher: why are you not writing?
Tintumon : I'm waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….
PASSIVE VOICE
teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"
Tintumon: " I was made by a mistake"
PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI PAMBA"
professor: "I don't understand anything"
Tintumon: "same 2 you"
PTA Meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !
Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!
Ad @ Infy-Roommate required: "Priyanka" preferred...
From: Ajit Kumar Paleru [AjitKumar_Paleru@infosys.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2011 2:10 PM
Subject: FW: Ad @ Infy-Roommate required: "Priyanka" preferred...
Read it from bottom to top…absolutely hilarious!
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 1:53 PM
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Priyanka Outside J
From: Bhabani Sankar Mishra
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 1:45 PM
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Intel Inside J
From: Sameer Shivram Jagtap
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 1:35 PM
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Fastest?
Regards,
Sameer Jagtap
From: Ankur Rathi
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 1:21 PM
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How about P1, P2, P3 & P4.
The fastest one will be P4 & so on...
:)
From: Deepa Lakshmi R.
Posted On: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:17 PM
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Instead they can call by their employee number itself… 5 -6 digits only… J
From: Pranav Soni
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:17 PM
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May by calling each other by mobile number...;-)
Wat an idea...sirjeee
Regards,
Pranav Soni
From: Manish Gautam01
Posted On: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:09 PM
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Naaa….Bad idea
What if one takes long breath(read gap) in between calling Priyanka it'll create lots of confusion ……
Any other idea??? … or Priyanka can tell us what strategy they have followed till now
Manish …..
From: VivekPrakash Tilgule
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:09 PM
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May be…
Priyanka1: Priyanka
Priyanka2 : Priyanka Priyanka
Priyanka1: Priyanka Priyanka Priyanka
Priyanka2 : Priyanka Priyanka Priyanka Priyanka ……… :P
From: Nishant Nilesh Soni
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:07 PM
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Hey they can surely have a unique tone for calling each Priyanka
For example : Priyanka1: Priyankaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Priyanka2 : Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriyanka
J
From: VivekPrakash Tilgule
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:06 PM
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God bless you Deepa …. Oh sorry Priyanka(ur future name). … :P
From: Deepa Lakshmi R.
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:05 PM
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I was planning to come.. But am happy with the name Deepa… Promise me that u will not try to change my name… ;)
From: Priyanka Massey
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:02 PM
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Its gud that BB has got a new topic to discuss but jokes apart is any girl seriously interested in coming up and living with us…….v r eager to welcome any girl with any name ( even if not Priyanka) n v assure that there won't be any confusion with the names ;)
From: Ankit Agarwal15
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:55 AM
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Keep different surnames :@ what is this ?
Nicknames toh samajh main aata hai ..
Anyway, tell us what happens in the end with your hunt?
-Ankit
From: Priyanka Massey
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:46 AM
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Yep imagine the world full of Priyankas….then wat will happen…….i guess v need to keep different surnames then ;)
From: Khadeer Ali Mohammad
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:43 AM
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You forget…
That's Priyanka Flats in Priyanka nagari in Priyanka Street in Priyanka Road in Priyanka City for Priyanka …. ** gasping for breath**
From: Deepa Lakshmi R.
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:41 AM
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Priyanka in the Next flat also??? :O
From: Khadeer Ali Mohammad
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:40 AM
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Suddenly someone bangs on the door… Priyankaaaaaaaaaaa…
All 4 run and then only to find out, it was for calling Priyanka from the next flat :P
From: Manish Gautam01
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:38 AM
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No I guess just shout priyanka …. And all 4 will come to one place like hall or common room .. so
Less shouting
Manish …..
From: Deepa Lakshmi R.
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:36 AM
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How will u guys address each other… Priyanka1, Priyanka2, Priyanka3 and Priyanka4???
From: Khadeer Ali Mohammad
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:35 AM
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From now we will have weird requests for transfer… Same name people want to stay in the same place…..
If it goes down to specifics like Priyanka Nagar, priyanka Apartments…then K
From: Manish Gautam01
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:29 AM
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No use of guess … as in the end its only for Priyanka…. JJ
Manish …..
From: Parvez Farookh Dhamani
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:28 AM
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Is it Priyanka House/Priyanka Nagar/Priyanka Colony/Priyanka Road J
From: Shivank Rawat
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:26 AM
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For your eagerness to get a Priyanka , you have forgotten to give any details of the place where you stay or even where your place is located . J
Wish you all the best for your search JJJ
From: Manish Gautam01
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:25 AM
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And give them some exciting offers which they couldn't ignore and will come with u
Manish …..
From: Khadeer Ali Mohammad
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:23 AM
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ROTFL…
Do one thing…. Ping all the other Priyanka's in Pune DC :P
From: Priyanka Joshi
Posted At: Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:20 AM
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Hi All,
We are in search of a room mate to share our flat. We were four Priyanka's living together for past 1.5 yrs, and now one of us has changed her place. So we need another room mate, and we would love to have a Priyanka.
But we would not hesitate if some non-Priyanka wants to join us, as a different name will be a pleasant change.
Rent: 3250 per head,
Dep: 10K per head,
House set up: contact Priyanka_Potdar01@Infosys.com
For any further details, kindly contact:
Priyanka_K01@Infosys.com
Priyanka_Massey@Infosys.com
Priyanka_Joshi01@Infosys.com
Thanks and Regards,
Priyanka Joshi
Ten ways to boost your Gmail
Gmail is one of the most widely used email service worldwide. There are various reasons for its popularity such as storage space, fast user interface, free sign-up etc. However, there are a lot of features that can enhance the user experience of the mail service by manifold. Most users are aware of the features that are enabled by default and use them regularly. Here are 10 of the lesser-known enhancements available in Gmail that are disabled by default, but are extremely useful.
1) Don't attach, embed
By default, Gmail gives you the option of only attaching images to an email. However, with this feature enabled you can embed images from your computer or from a website directly into the mail body. Go to Settings, click on Labs, scroll down to the feature that says "Inserting Images" and enable it. You will notice the new insert image box in your mail composer right next to the emoticon icon.
2) Stop that mail
Pressed the send mail button too quickly? Gmail Labs has a feature that gives you a few seconds to stop the mail from going out after you press the send button. Go to Settings, click on Labs and enable the option that says "Undo Send". Click General under Settings and here you can select the time (up to 30 seconds) for which the email can be stopped after it is sent. When you press the send button and the inbox comes up, you would see a yellow box saying, "Your message has been sent. Undo or View message" on top. Click on undo to cancel sending the mail and get the draft back. You can then make the necessary changes to the text or add the recipients you forgot and send again.
3) Sharing your power
This feature is useful for people who have multiple Gmail address or who want to grant read/write permission for their account to another user. Go to Settings, click on Accounts and Import, at the bottom you will see an option that says "Grant Access to your account". Click on Add Account and enter the Gmail address of the person you want to grant access. Once the person accepts the verification mail, he/she can access your account by clicking on the arrow next to his own mail ID on top right and selecting your mail ID. The access allows the user to read, write and delete mails.
4) Reply to all
Gmail's default reply button composes the mail to the person who has sent the mail ignoring all the people who were put in CC. If you have to do a reply all, you have to press the arrow next to the reply box and then select "reply to all". Instead, you can set the "reply to all" function as default. Go to Settings, click on Labs and enable "Default reply to all" feature. It is far simpler to just remove selective email IDs from the CC box than selecting " reply to all" from a drop down box every time.
By default, Gmail gives you the option of only attaching images to an email. However, with this feature enabled you can embed images from your computer or from a website directly into the mail body. Go to Settings, click on Labs, scroll down to the feature that says "Inserting Images" and enable it. You will notice the new insert image box in your mail composer right next to the emoticon icon.
2) Stop that mail
Pressed the send mail button too quickly? Gmail Labs has a feature that gives you a few seconds to stop the mail from going out after you press the send button. Go to Settings, click on Labs and enable the option that says "Undo Send". Click General under Settings and here you can select the time (up to 30 seconds) for which the email can be stopped after it is sent. When you press the send button and the inbox comes up, you would see a yellow box saying, "Your message has been sent. Undo or View message" on top. Click on undo to cancel sending the mail and get the draft back. You can then make the necessary changes to the text or add the recipients you forgot and send again.
3) Sharing your power
This feature is useful for people who have multiple Gmail address or who want to grant read/write permission for their account to another user. Go to Settings, click on Accounts and Import, at the bottom you will see an option that says "Grant Access to your account". Click on Add Account and enter the Gmail address of the person you want to grant access. Once the person accepts the verification mail, he/she can access your account by clicking on the arrow next to his own mail ID on top right and selecting your mail ID. The access allows the user to read, write and delete mails.
4) Reply to all
Gmail's default reply button composes the mail to the person who has sent the mail ignoring all the people who were put in CC. If you have to do a reply all, you have to press the arrow next to the reply box and then select "reply to all". Instead, you can set the "reply to all" function as default. Go to Settings, click on Labs and enable "Default reply to all" feature. It is far simpler to just remove selective email IDs from the CC box than selecting " reply to all" from a drop down box every time.
While communicating with friends, family or colleagues in different parts of the world, we sometimes forget about time zones. While it is mid-afternoon for you, it might be midnight for the recipient and hence an immediate reply will not come. To know the difference in time zones for both parties, enable the "Sender Time Zone" feature by going to Settings and clicking on Labs. Now, when you click on "show details" in the mail, you can see the time at which you have sent the mail and what time is at the receiver's end and vice versa.
6) Peek-a-boo
Sometimes, you want to just have a quick look at the mail without opening the whole conversation. Gmail Labs enables you to do this with a simple tweak. Go to Settings, click on Labs and enable the "Message Sneak Peak" feature. Now, when you right click on any mail from the inbox, it will show you the latest mail received or sent in the conversation along with options to delete or mark as read, you don't have to open the entire conversation.
7) Control the content
You've probably noticed those little one, line ads that keep rotating on the top of the inbox above the various buttons. Not only are they unobtrusive, but also they can be rather helpful, sometimes offering relevant information. Those ads are called Web-Clips and Gmail gives you the option to select what kind of content you want to see there. Go to Settings, click on Web-Clips and here you can remove all the topics that Gmail has added by default. Instead add the topics that you want to read about from the available selection. You can also add the RSS feed of your favorite website by entering it in the search box on the left and adding the feed.
8) Next in line
While checking your mail or going through results of searched mail, when you delete or achieve a conversation, Gmail takes you back to the inbox or search results listing. Wouldn't it be great if instead of going back to the listing, Gmail would open the next or previous mail? Go to Settings, click on Labs and enable the "Auto-Advance" feature. Now click on General and there select if you would like Gmail to take you to the next mail, previous mail or back to the listing interface when you delete or archive a mail. Depending on your preferences, this could save you a lot of time in navigation.
9) My mail, my shortcuts
A lot of people like to have a set way of custom keyboard mappings across various applications. By default, Gmail has a set of keyboard shortcuts that can be viewed in the help section. However, if you are one of those who like to set your own keyboard shortcuts for various functions, then you are in luck. Go to Settings, click on Labs and enable the "Custom Keyboard shortcuts" feature. Now, under Settings, you will see "Keyboard shortcuts". Simply click on that and customize shortcuts for various functions as per your choice.
Although Gmail offers a lot of features, it doesn't offer everything for everybody. However, if you enable the "Add any gadget by URL" feature under Settings > Labs, it opens a whole new dimension for adding what you need to your sidebar. Once enabled, go to Settings and click on "Gadgets". Here in the box that says add a gadget by its URL, simply search for a gadget on Google that suits your need and add it. There are already a bunch of gadgets available that integrate various social network feeds on sidebar as well as add functionality such as reminders, URL shorter etc.
Note: Whenever you enable any of these features, Gmail reloads to show the new controls and add-ons.
Old Snakey
Gmail is not all about work only. Other than features to enhance productivity, it also offers its share of fun element. Go to Settings, click on Labs and enable the "Old Snakey" feature. Click on General under Settings and enable keyboard shortcuts if you haven't already. Wait for Gmail to reload and once your inbox comes up press "&" on your keyboard (Shift+7). A pop up window will appear with Atari style snake game, which you can play with your keyboard.
PANADOL.... CROCIN.....METACIN
Hi Guys, please read……..
Panadol, when we were in Mumbai (India) a learned History professor there told us that the Parsees (A sect in India) used to take their Dead & lay them to rest @ huge 'Wind Towers' (round structures that Look like Giant Water reservoirs, but open to the air)..The Parsees never buried their dead, nor burned them.They leave them to the Birds of Prey (Vultures) to be eaten thus completing the Life Cycle.. Around 10 years ago, it was noticed that the Birds are dying off. Not many of them were left to consume the dead bodies (which started rotting away)...So, the Parsees had to change this mode of dealing with their dead.. BUT, they wanted to know why a Custom that survived for hundreds of years, had to be suspended?!!
They did Autopsies on Dead Birds (they were dying in huge #'s)..What was the Culprit??? PARACETAMOL (aka PANADOL).....!!
People started consuming pain-killers a decade ago, Panadol STAYS in the Liver for a Long Time...It ultimately accumulated in the Birds' systems & they couldnt cope with it!
Interesting to know...........
PANADOL
My husband was working in a hospital as an IT engineer, as the hospital is planning to set up a database of its patients and he knows some of the doctors quite well. The doctors used to tell him that whenever they have a headache, they are not willing to take PANADOL / PARACETAMOL.
In fact, they will turn Herbal Medicine or find other alternatives. This is because Panadol is toxic to the body, and it harms the liver. According to the doctor: Panadol will remain in the body for at least 5 years.....!!
And according to the doctor, there was an air-hostess who consumed lots of Panadol as she needed to stand all the time and work under lots of pressure. She's now in her early 30's, and she is undergoing kidney cleaning (DIALYSIS) every month.
Whenever we have a headache, that's because it is due to the electron / Ion imbalance in the brain.
Some alternative solution to cope with this matter is
Drink lots of water.
Another method will be to submerge your feet in a basin of warm water so that it brings the blood pressure down from your throbbing head.
As Panadol is a pain killer, the more Panadol you take, the lesser would be your threshold for pain (your endurance level for pain). We all will fall ill as we age.
Imagine that we had spent our entire life popping quite a substantial amount of Panadol (Pain Killer), when you need to have a surgery or operation, you will need a much more amount of general anaesthesia.
The thought is scary enough to turn me to Herbal Medicine or other healthier alternative. Value your health, value your life, THINK TWICE before you easily pop that familiar pill into your mouth again.
Please don't take PANADOL always and try to send this e-mail to people you care.
Here in India it is sold as CROCIN or METACIN
: Ultimate Love Letter By a programmer
Ultimate Love Letter…
Awesome mail…but d best part is signature☺...
(By a Programmer... )
Sweetheart ,
I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.
Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I¡¯ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage .
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free...
Regards,
Software Programmer
Today This company
Tomorrow That Company
But always want ur company!
Someones Last Day Mail....very funny
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Papaa KAHTE THE bada naam karegaa..
Betaa hamaara aisa kaam karegaa..
Magar ye to.. papa naa jaane..
Kya maine seekha.. Aa ke yahaaa…!!
Good Evening Ladiesss and Gentlemenn…..!!
Welcome all to the latest episode of the most happening show "Resign Kiya to Darna Kya…!!"
Tonight we have with us one more Infoscion who in few hours is going to be an X-Infoscion….
The Host(H) : So, Mubaid, welcome, n How are u feeling right now..?
Me (M) : thank u thank u… well, honestly I am feeling superbbb… Very very excited and extremely happy… J
H : You have been with Infy for the past 2.5 years.. Longg time dude.. How was ur journey so far??
M : hmmm the journey was awesome… Personal journey was more than I could ever dreamt of.. Sooo many memories.. sooo much enjoyment.. sooo much dhamaaal… I loved it all… But professionally, these 2.5 yrs was a 'Reverse Gear' for me… I went back to the stage when I passed out of 12th std. :D
H : But dude.. u've been here so long.. u must have learned many new things… How is this a reverse gear??
M : Exactly… The knowledge I gained in Infy is truly priceless(I mean literally priceLESS)… U know, before joining Infy, I never knew that u can use soooo many keyboard shortcuts in MS Word.. I never knew u can align everything at center of column in MS Excel.. I never knew u can give soo many different animations to text in MS Power Point.. Thx to Infy, Now I am the master of all documentation tools.. \m/
H : But u have worked in a project also for more than a year.. U must have learned many things there??
M : Of course, I worked in a project.. rather I'd say I 'Clicked' in a project.. My job was a very high risk, very innovative, very intellectual type of work.. all I had to do was to click some pre-defined buttons.. Do u know how difficult it is to click buttons??? U cannot imagine the mental pressure n tension u have to deal with.. But as u know I am very talented, I mastered that also just like MS Office.. :D :D
H : Ohhh.. So we have an all rounder here.. I see that the Mysore and Hyderabad 6 months' training prepared you really well.
M : Absolutely.. The training prepared me very well.. U know, now I can easily compete with online players in CounterStrike.. I am always on top score.. :-) You name any flash game, and I can beat u to death with my eyes closed.. \m/ As for the syllabus I learned.. I tried a lot to figure out where to use the JAVA I learned for 4 months in training.. Coz after training in JAVA I was put into Oracle project.. And I could not use the Oracle I learned coz there was not a single line of coding involved in my work.. hmmm.. anyways, that problem has been resolved now because after bench period of 1 year and clicking buttons for another year, I now remember neither JAVA nor Oracle.. :D :D Naa raha baans, naa bajegi baansurii… saala Tension hi khatam…!!
H : I sympathize with you my friend.. So is this the reason for leaving Infy? You could have tried changing work here only?
M : Actually I tried asking for change of work, but somehow all the development projects went to either people who don't want to work in development project OR laterals having the same yrs experience as we have. Then I realized 'Ghar ki murgi daal baraabar' :p Anyways, I seriously don't blame any particular person or project coz this is the way it works now and I am not the only one.
One routine dayyy.. early morning.. while singing in the bathroom during shower.. suddenly….. I got an Aakashwaani from sky..
[No. of yrs in support proj (Inversely Proportional) Your value in IT market]
Eeeureekaaaaaa……!!!! It was the same experience which Newton had when he saw that falling apple.. and just like Newton who did not just ate that apple happily and went for a nap, I also did not went back to clicking buttons.. And here I am now… J J
H : Chalo, Alls well that Ends well… Atleast you got what u wanted.. What is ur message to Infosys and fellow Infoscions before leaving??
M : Well, on a serious note…
I think now is the time Infy should change all of it PPTs and replace 'C-LIFE' with 'E-C-LIFE' where 'E = Employee Satisfaction', because I believe if you implement 'Employee Satisfaction' first, then everything else, Integrity, Fairness, Excellence whatever u want will come naturally..
One thing I am taking from Infy is tons n tons of dhamaakedaar memories.. From Mysore to Hyderabad to Chandigarh to Pune… I would like to mention few names who changed my life in a way or other…
Mysore Gang : Nagesh, Mridhu, Nandi, Mitesh, Abhijit K., Abhijit L., Arihant, Uzair, Prachi, Karthik
<- You guys made the ECC, Gazebo, GEC, classrooms a fultoo amazing place…. ->
Hyderabad Gang : Anjoo, Shweta, Arith, Abhijit
<- Your guys taught me how to spend money for no reason.. :D That's why I am so Bhikaari now with no savings.. ;-) But without u Hyd would have been real boring ->
Chandigarh Gang : Bhushan, Shashwat, Akash, Ruchi, Ritika
<-You guys taught me how to survive in 'Bhikaari Mode' with ZERO savings…\m/ Every lunch n every trip was memorable..->
Nivedita, KK, Navajit, Mohit, Patel, Dave, Rohit, Akshay, Yuvraj, Pandey, Ravi
<-You guys are just Suppperrrr Cooooool.. And each party n trip we took together speaks for itself.… ->
……And many many more….. If u r receiving this mail, that means u r special to me….!!!!
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Chalo bahot hui taareefe… Its not like I am going to Mars.. You know where to reach me…..!! J
Ab job nahi hai to u can find me online 24X7 on FB... ;-)
Keep in touch…….!!!
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