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A candidate appears before the Panel of Experts for interview.
Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airplane. 
If you drop 1 outside. How many are left? 
Applicant: That's easy, 49. 

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? 
Applicant: Open the fridge. 
Put the elephant in. 
Close the fridge. 

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? 
Applicant: Open the fridge. 
Take the elephant out. 
Put the deer in. 
Close the fridge. 

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday; all animals are there except two, why? 
Applicant: Because the elephant and deer are in the fridge. 

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? 
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday. 

Interviewer:Good.  Now, the last question. 
In the end the old lady died. Why? 
Applicant: Err r....I guess she drowned? 


Interviewer: Wrong! SHE GOT HIT BY THE BRICK WHICH FELL OUT OF THE PLANE.   Sorry, you may leave!
 

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